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At the top of my GDocs file it says No one is viewing and every time I re-read it as no one is watching, which is just creepy.

Today Corey has gone out for the day with his friends and James is at work so I intend to crack on with the ways+1. I have to, I love my betas and they have to get tired of me sending stuff and saying I need it for the next day. It's an exchange story so I can't talk details but I'm veering between liking what I have and thinking I'm going insane. Right now insanity is winning.

When I'm done I'm going to write hooker fic, glorious, shameless, hookerfic. I just have to decide if I'm going for the high-class version with Mikey and Pete and eating waffles and no sex or the rougher version which I'd use for a h/c bingo fill.

Talking of shameless, following a link from google alerts last night I ended up on Fic Wad. In my defence it's been a long time since I indulged in terrible badfic. Of course the story that attracted my attention was barred to non-members, which was okay, because when I double clicked in the log in box I was already a member. Which is how I spent a good hour reading about bulimic cutter Mikey who got taken away to a mental institution But, even that wasn't as good as the story that had my new favourite phrase. Bob wasn't namby pamby about things. Too right, Bob is never namby pamby. This is a different story btw, just in case you thought anti namby pamby Bob was hanging with bulimic cutter Mikey.

I've had heart-eyes over all the Comic Con pictures, and may have had this one open in full size in a tab for days now. He's so pretty! Also, apart from the ones of Gerard shopping, which are adorable because he's so intent on his potential purchases, I really love

Look at his little clasped hands? How so adorable G Way? Also, Ray, pose more you amazing man, and Frank, be more thrilled about your babies, I dare you. See if you burst from sheer joy.

I love them in all their dirty, screechy glory.

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GOOGLE DOCS IS WATCHING YOU!!

I've just finished reading it so you'll get a mail with my reactions soon.

You know I can't stand badfic but I can't help but find your shameless love of it strangely endearing. So I guess I can't completely condemn it since it makes you so happy. Bob is not namby pamby! Awesome!!

Whenever I see that pic of Gerard I can't help but feel a little sad I didn't wait one more day to make those icons. It's such a fabulous picture of him. I think I maybe should make one of it just for myself.

The embedded file never finishes loading for me so I can't see what it is.

He's having twin girls! FRANK IERO WILL HAVE TWO BABY GIRLS TO STRESS ABOUT.

ahahahahahahha

you know he called Gerard frantic when he found out

huh. that video is cool, but can anyone else hear Frank (i think it's Frank) rushing the song? /musicgeek

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Namby pamby is certainly the last thing I would ever accuse Bob of being!

♥GERARD♥

Dude, I want CAPTIONS for that photo, like:

"And after this panel, I'm gonna buy DOLLS!"

Is it wrong that I am all excited to see his wedding ring in that one?

Oh and on your writing efforts - you are not going insane. This is a perfectly normal phase in the writing process. PUSH ON. And I, for one, am terribly excited for hookerfic, in whatever flavour it arrives! And of course, your ways+1 will be utterly wonderful I don't doubt it.

And goodness no. Bob is NEVER namby pamby about things. Not EVER.

Frank's tweet about sitting next to the "human time bomb" made me blink for a second, and then I realized what he was talking about and kind of exploded in a little melted pile of "awwwwwwwwwww!" Adorable father-to-be.

I saw the one picture of Gerard shopping and loved it. He's just...he's one of us, you know? He's a giant, giant dork and proud of it, comfortable in it, and I'm just so ridiculously happy for that. It feels good being a fan of one of us, rather than a Rock Stah.

That picture of Mikey Way is awesome--and you can see the little thought bubble: "we need taller fans." His little crunched shoulders! I'm sure Alicia can rub them out for him, though. [grins]

SO MANY HEARTS!!! Gerard, oh Gerard. And that video! Their earnest little faces!! I can't believe how long it's been since I've watched any MCR media o.O BRING ON THE NEW STUFF OMFGGGGGGGGG!!!

Dude. Do I have to come lay the smack down? HIGH CLASS HOOKERS? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU???

I CAN HAZ BOTHE? seriously, how can you possibly try to choose between mikey/pete waffles and no sex, and gerard is a pimp? IT IS PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE.

i'm not gonna lie, i'm the kind of angst whore that would really enjoy a bulimic, or a cutter mikey. ANGST MOAR, PLZ. i think if it was written carefully, with knowledge of the issue, and of characterisation it could be well done. that being said, i totally wasted an hour of my life reading this ryan/brendon that was horrible, it didn't even double space between paragraphs, because it was a boarding school AU. sometimes it's important to sacrifice quality for lolz.

HISPANIC BATMAN. oh gway, don't ever stop being you.

in conclusion, write both!

GERARD! ::flails::

Can we have both h/c hooker fic, and waffles!hooker fic? Please? I'll write you Jon Walker: Accidental Home Ec Teacher not!fic in return? (Ok, so I was already going to to write Jon Walker: Accidental Home Ec Teacher not!fic. Later. When I don't have to be getting in the shower and going to work, omigod.)