I didn't know about the female version either until I saw it mentioned alongside kissing cops. But on searching it was mentioned so infrequently I keep wondering if it was original or not, or just in his style.

I mean, some sites say it's by him, but if it is it's surely not well known.

You can see a version here.

Pressed post by accident. Whatever it is, I'm glad they're on the way as James really did like them both and will have a good surprise.