Ahaha. Yes, he knows you. I have to admit, I gave up on Strictly a long time ago (I'd watch an edited version where we just get the dancing and the scores, but all the other guff, nah).

I've really enjoyed the Sewing Bee - did you watch that? It's a kinder, gentler version of Bake Off, and I keep feeling inspired to rush off to charity shops and remake random garments. Fortunately I come to my senses and remember I cannot sew before I get round to it.