Just think, you could have your own Jack and Danny to control

Oh the endless possibilities! *evil gleam in eyes*

Plus, I saw a Stargate for Sim the other day. I just can see the scene.

Sim!Jack and Sam!Daniel getting it on in the bed :

S!D: *reproachful* Damn, did you forget the lube outside, Jack? *Again*?
S!J: *takes his hands away from S!D's hot ass* Well, it was your fault for looking so fucking sexy in that jaccuzzi! And I didn't hear you complaining, did I?
S!D: Yeah, well as a result, I'm just too sore, so lube or you're not getting any, Flyboy!
S!J: Oh because *I* have to go and fetch it?
S!D: *looks through his eyelashes*
S!J: For crying out loud, Daniel! Okay, okay, I'm going!

*goes through the stargate*
*looks for lube in the garden*
*grabs it hastily, happy to see there's still some left in the tube*
*hurries back to the stargate*
*goes through the stargate again*

S!J: *looking predatory* *prowls toward S!D* Oh God, Danny, you know how going through that thing makes me each time! *pounces on his gloriously naked, now spread open and enticing lover*
S!D: *whispering huskily* Well, why do you think I let *you* retrieve the lube, Jack?