I was going to suggest mace, but obviously they would simply run away. So what you do is get one of those lil airhorn thingies, like at basketball games? And when the obnoxious little fucks do something FUCKING OBNOXIOUS like that, you simply keep walking, though slowing dramatically... ..so as not to put too much distance between yourself and them as you reach into your bag and get the airhorn.
Then you just turn around and point 120 decibels at them, and when they go running? Let off it, and call out VERY loudly: "THESE ARE OBNOXIOUS LITTLE PRATS WHO ENJOY THROWING PRODUCE AT PEOPLE!!!" or whatever they just did, and everyone who sees them running from the noise will know, and hopefully make their lives living hell. At the least, they'll sure as HELL think twice before doing something "cool" like THAT again.
Grrrrrrr.
I may Amazon you an airhorn for Christmas. I swear I'm considering it strongly, except James & Corey would probably insist on testing it, most likely indoors, lol.
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I was going to suggest mace, but obviously they would simply run away. So what you do is get one of those lil airhorn thingies, like at basketball games? And when the obnoxious little fucks do something FUCKING OBNOXIOUS like that, you simply keep walking, though slowing dramatically... ..so as not to put too much distance between yourself and them as you reach into your bag and get the airhorn.
Then you just turn around and point 120 decibels at them, and when they go running? Let off it, and call out VERY loudly: "THESE ARE OBNOXIOUS LITTLE PRATS WHO ENJOY THROWING PRODUCE AT PEOPLE!!!" or whatever they just did, and everyone who sees them running from the noise will know, and hopefully make their lives living hell. At the least, they'll sure as HELL think twice before doing something "cool" like THAT again.
Grrrrrrr.
I may Amazon you an airhorn for Christmas. I swear I'm considering it strongly, except James & Corey would probably insist on testing it, most likely indoors, lol.
Take Care, Luv.