MmmmmmJC! This is the best post ever! I've never seen the full length shot of him from the cftc party (I think that's where it's from) with the red shirt. He has tiny little flowers on his patches! ILOVEHIM!

Then one day he kneeled under the light of the full moon and clasped his tiny hands and wished as hard as he could that he'd turn into a sex kitten.
Ahahaha! This has to be what happened, there is no other explanation.