Haha, you read Cameron/House? That is so bad, really you shouldn't. It's like JC and Justin going on a double date with Orlando and Viggo. In Disneyland. On Valentines Day. Pregnant. All of them.

No, really, step away from the House/Cameron and give into the Chase/Foreman. If you have to. As a matter of fact I don't think this is a fandom that lends itself too well to fanfic.