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On the scale of wrongness, getting a text from your mam asking what a rampant rabbit is has to rate way up there.

I hit skip 1000 yesterday, at which point LJ wouldn't let me go back anymore. This tells me (a) I'm too nosy (b) I need to take some of the comms off my default flist view, especially some of the Supernatural ones which have really high post volume. But that skip 1000 held a lot of joyful goodness, posts celebrating the amazing achievement of

nsync_10, Christmas wish lists and card polls, and of course, the best post of all.

pensnest wondering if Lance's legendary dick size is canon or fanon.

I downloaded House, Supernatural and Numb3rs too, patiently, then not so patiently dealing with the computer crashes as they downloaded. The tabs weren't a problem with having session saver installed on Firefox, losing an email was another matter. My fault I know as I should save as I go on, but I just didn't.

I realised this morning that SeSa assignments may be sent while I'm away this weekend, and that just won't do at all. I need to know so I can be consoled by sparkly friends when I'm landed with something insane that makes my head hurt just thinking about it. So, fingers crossed, that e mail will arrive before I go. I've actually just been to the DWNOGA site to check my name is there and joining wasn't a figment of my overactive imagination, and yes, it's there with 108 other names, which is so cool. There's so many names I'm thrilled to see there

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argh! wrong! I will happly talk vibes with total strangers, but parents? *shudder*

I'm taking my laptop so as to be able to check my assignment over the weekend [1] - you could always get James to check that you weren't assigned me, and then forward it on?

[1] insert paranoia that it's someone *at* the weekend and I have to make uo a fictional request on the spot and then keep the facade going all month.

Exactly. It's a text I'll conveniently forget about I think.

Problem is James is staying at a relatives house and won't be going home until I do. I think what I'll have to do is go change my web e mail settings so a copy stays there too, then I'll have to pout prettily until someone lets me use their laptop *g*

I totally have that paranoia too. I think I need to think up a cover story now. OH NO! Some person I've never heard of before wants Brian/Justin in drag complete with added sex! WOE! Actually, I should have kept that secret in case I use it ;)

Also high on the scale of wrongness is being asked to identify the strange buzzing object in one's bed (don't ask, I have no idea *why* it was buzzing) by one's infant daughter. While I am an advocate of answering questions truthfully, there is no child-friendly way to say, "That's Mummy's vibrator, darling."

I am going to spend the weekend with my head in a paper bag. Really.

*streaks through your lj*

Ahhahahahaha

Woo! Go Raven!

I get a tad slap happy when I haven't had enough sleep.

Ahahahaha. Sorry, but I have to laugh.

If it makes you feel better, I had one of my vibrators hidden under one of the couch cushions once, someone sat on it and set it away *g*

*pouts*

How come I never get to do the really awesome polls? :-D And what was the consensus? hee!

Um. I got up this morning and it was on my bathroom counter. o.O

No, I have no idea. And my son said nothing about it. And my husband is working nights this week.

So, did I sleepwalk? (which has been known to happen)

Or did I get a sex toy burglar?

You must have had a sex toy burglar who was disturbed, so he fled the scene, leaving the loot behind! *g*

If it was sleepwalking I hope you were having a good dream that made you think of your toys ;)

Well, the consensus was it's canon. With pictures shown to support that fact ;)

What's up?

Did you have a bad night?

I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaad. I got into reading a 54 chapter fic and lost track of time. It was nearly 4am when I noticed the time and finally went to bed only to lay there staring at the wall because I then started thinking about Eph's request for a fic w/ bats in it. If I'd slept in, I probably wouldn't be as slap-happy, but at 8:30 this morning, Mom left for work and the dog decided that meant he needed to scratch at my bedroom door and bark until I got up and came to entertain him.

Long as Chris and JC are happy with it, does the size really matter?

*smirk*

I love the random penis conversations that pop up (er...) in fandom every six months or so! They usually seem to center on size for Lance, size/"eagerness" with JC, and cut/uncut with Chris. Everyone just seems to accept that Joey is fairly hung, as all Italians would have you believe that they are (and, frankly, my experience, though not an exhaustive study, would bear that out), and that Justin is average in all respects, so those conversations don't arise (ahem) that often.

I love fandom!

My grandmother was at a funeral for a young cousin who died tragically, talking to another of my cousins who was the deceased's contemporary. Apparently, Xander (my cousin who died) briefly had a tongue piercing. My grandmother was asking my cousin Jonathan why. He said to her (as I did, and in the same words, apparently), "it's a sex thing," and she asked, in her lovely posh accent, "How does it help in sex?" She reported that Jonathan (a very blond young man) blushed red to the roots of his hair and said "Google it."

Hopefully it was a dream filled with SDB's because otherwise? Yeah. SO not knowing.*faceplant*

Damn!!! I missed the evidence, too?!?!?

*pouts*

THAT is a very, very good point. :-D

I'm bringing my laptop along also! I NEED MY ASSIGNMENT.

LOL! This makes me so glad cats can't talk :-)

The couch, eh? Hmm!
or possibly I mean HMMMMMMMMMMMM

Ahahahahaha!

Does *everybody* have an embarrassing vibrator story, I wonder?

Oooh, no, missus, the link is still there.

It's a very big... picture.

Ahahahahahaha.

Exactly! *g*

Me too.

Tex and Moffet would have some stories to tell if they could ;)

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