James was sent home from work earlier because he'd fallen and snapped his leg. Luckily he has another one so we can take the broken one to be fixed.

For a moment I was all "bzuh?", then I remembered.

And join the club with the pan thing, I was just boiling up some water when my flames almost burnt my eyebrows off. Turned out my roomate dropped some flammable stuff into the heating elemet and didn;t clean it up. This is also the same roommate who warped two of my pots by starting to boil water and just forgetting about them and LEAVING THE APARTMENT!!!

Sheesh.