JC being bitchy and fucking everyone would be awesome. It's part of the reason I have the kitty issues, because I think he could tear people apart if he wanted.

JC fucking Lynn and telling her she needs a boob job after.
Joey, dude, your hair
Chris, A bit of toning wouldn't go amiss.
Justin. It's like being fucked by a chicken with those legs.
Lance. Power bottom, ha! I've fucked furries with more power than you.

JC is hard core, you!