OMG, how much do I want JC to say that to Lance for REAL?? Times a million.

Did you happen to see the TMZ clip strongly implying that JC is bi, during which Joey tells them that HE'S dating JC? Fab. I love Joey. You know if anyone bothered to ask Chris, he would come up with the most awesome response ever. Like, "Aww, poor Lance, that's gonna ruin his dream of a fantasy wedding. Vera Wang was going to design JC's gown and everything."

...or something. I can't come up with proper Chris dialogue. he's too awesome for me!