The glamorous life of international spydom does get a little tedious sometimes. That's why I resort to fanfic. ;)

(Actually, why I used to write under several pennames was because I did have a secret fan identity for a while. Like... even some people that I chatted to on an every-day basis didn't know I was both screennames. I would have told them, but... the first time my alter-ego posted something to the mailing list, two of my chat friends were all "OMG, what a total bitch! Hatehatehate." And I wasn't brave enough to tell them the truth. But I gave it up after a couple years. Too much drama. And I decided to just be my bitchy old self.)

So, anyway. Yes. I am a spy. A happy, gardening AU spy.