Ooh! Well, I know trumpeterofdoom started on one, but she only managed to finish group and AJ. Those are here (http://trumpeterofdoom.livejournal.com/tag/primers). I don't know if there's a specific primer other than the crack_van one (http://community.livejournal.com/crack_van/396646.html), and that one's getting pretty outdated, but I wrote some brief outlines of all the guys for Lucy here (http://bubbleforest.livejournal.com/147890.html?thread=1806002#t1806002) if that helps?