I really shouldn't find that as hot as I do. Yet I'm now picturing JC lovingly bathing Llama!Chris, carefully washing his wool and making sure his hoofs are clean. There would be tiny bubbles floating in the air and JC could wear a shirt that was wet through and clinging to his body.

I was wondering at JC's role in the actual llamasmut, and decided he'd have to be the dick guider. I'm torn on who's though.