I want to read epic length stories where someone gets impregnated by aliens. and someone steps up to be the baby daddy, but there's a crash and the baby is aborted so the boymomma loses his mind with grief and there's blood vomitting and then Mikey dies.

I think I read a SGA or Torchwood story like that, except there was no Mikey and he didn't die either. Woe. ;-)

It's interesting to see that they will read any pairing, though... *g*.