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[turps]

Happy Birthday wishes go out to both lazydwarf and luciamad I hope you both have fantastic days ♥

People that know this stuff better than me, explain what a one shot is in terms of storyfinding comms.. I thought it meant a one off story, but that doesn't make sense. Because do people really only want to read multi part epics where the total of each chapter is less than 1000 words? Wait, what am I saying? Of course they do.

I have such a love/hate thing going on with storyfinder comms. ¹

I want to read epic length stories where someone gets impregnated by aliens. and someone steps up to be the baby daddy, but there's a crash and the baby is aborted so the boymomma loses his mind with grief and there's blood vomitting and then Mikey dies.

I'll read any pairing but I hate waycest, Gerard/Ray, Bob/anyone, Mikey/Frank and no Ray sex please, ewww. No stand alones, and it has to be rated G or above.

¹ In which I mean I love them beyond reason really, and yes, I'd read that.

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[turps33.livejournal.com]

Damn! Bad me *slaps own hand*

How can I forget about someone thrusting their engorged moist weeping cock into someone's tight rosebud ass?

[thelemic.livejournal.com]

Hahahahaha. Good question.

(bonus points if the crying takes place during sex, as well, I think)

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Oh yes. From the utter perfection of the moment, when they're being fucked hard, knees next to their ears staring into the shining orbs of their lover as little hearts flutter overhead and fireworks explode.

I feel bonus points should also be given to vomitting blood at this moment. Though if that's not possible bleeding from the ass is always a good substitute.

[thelemic.livejournal.com]

... Yeah, it's 7 am and I've been up all night, I can't top that.

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Dude, that's not good. I hope things are okay.

[thelemic.livejournal.com]

They are. I'm just having a random attack of insomnia today.

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Ah, good. Not that insomnia's good, but you know.

[thelemic.livejournal.com]

It has its uses. (The worst part was actually having the thought of "but I can keep up with my friendslist if I never sleep!")

[turps33.livejournal.com]

You, are a sweetheart, but you should try not to run yourself ragged for LJ.

You need time for tentacle fic ♥

[thelemic.livejournal.com]

I like that conclusion. ♥