Oh, SHIT. Um. Can I just shag, shag, shag? No? Shit. Damn you for making this hard!
Ummmmm.
Shag: RayK, and without question, because YOWZA. I bet he's a total tiger in the sack, but his heart belongs to Fraser, so I wouldn't want to, you know, get in the way of that.
Marry: Argh argh argh. Okay. Um. Chris is closer to my age, and so sexy, and FUNNY, but he has Issues. Many Of Them. And also, Manband. On the other hand, Patrick has a completely codependent best friend, a teensy poof-dog, and would make me a guitar widow for about 80% of the time, I'm guessing; he's also gorgeous and adorable and very very talented.
I'm going to have to go with Patrick. No, Chris. No, Patrick. Okay, Chris, final answer, marry, and I'm only cliffing Patrick because I know that Pete will be standing at the bottom with a large trampoline. He can't lose his iPod full of his favorite songs!
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Ummmmm.
Shag: RayK, and without question, because YOWZA. I bet he's a total tiger in the sack, but his heart belongs to Fraser, so I wouldn't want to, you know, get in the way of that.
Marry: Argh argh argh. Okay. Um. Chris is closer to my age, and so sexy, and FUNNY, but he has Issues. Many Of Them. And also, Manband. On the other hand, Patrick has a completely codependent best friend, a teensy poof-dog, and would make me a guitar widow for about 80% of the time, I'm guessing; he's also gorgeous and adorable and very very talented.
I'm going to have to go with Patrick. No, Chris. No, Patrick. Okay, Chris, final answer, marry, and I'm only cliffing Patrick because I know that Pete will be standing at the bottom with a large trampoline. He can't lose his iPod full of his favorite songs!