Oh jeees. I'd marry Karen (if it were legal) because I think she's like, the CEO of some crazy company and independently wealthy. Although then I'd be like... JC's stepmom and that would be weird. But then maybe I could tell him he needs to grow out his hair and stop dithering about his album. Definitely marry Karen.

Wade, I would murder. Wade wouldn't get anything as humane as a cliffing, though. It'd be like, some sort of slow torturing. Being eaten alive by Hannibal Lector, maybe.

Bitsy I would totally fuck. Um, with protection.