WTFness and lack of brain-to-mouth filters is probably what grandmas are for. Ah well.

Poor James! Subjected to unattractive gay porn! Really, how disgraceful. I once saw a leetle bit of a late-night programme about someone making gay porn, and what pretty boys! But I never figured out who the director/company was and have never dared to investigate further for fear of what I might find. Woez.

So. Have some Chris tongue. Have you watched last week's Gone Country yet?