I just want a fic where Bob or Mikey or Spencer or Joe stops eating and it takes awhile for the rest of the band to notice.

I want that so bad!

That boarding school AU sounds horrible. Obvious mistakes like that drive me insane and it's a shame because a lot of these poorly written stories contain good ideas. Some help grammar wise etc and they could be so much better.

I will write both sets of hookers! And enjoy doing so.