they both enjoy an ugly hat is the best and most compelling reason why Ryan and Mikey are made for each other! I mean, all of your reasons are equally valid but that one is especially perfect.

I agree so hard that there should be so much more of all of your rare pair faves. SO much more.

Aaaand I would read so so many words of all of your Ryan/Mikey scenarios. I want to know all about their animal shelter (that they start after they escape from their cages, and after they've been magically transformed from androids into human form, in space. If I could just work out how to fit them being hookers in there too it would be the AU to end all AUs.)