I just love the idea that Jon's this sort of battered espresso machine, well used and reliable, but occasionally takes a hissy fit and burns people's hands.

Ryan would be horribly jealous! And now I'm sitting thinking about that conversation and it would be amazing! Ryan would be using all these metaphors and poor Mikey would be getting so lost, like, why is sticking a fork in Brendon so bad?! Spaceheater!Patrick is the most amazing thing ever!

So. Much. Glee!