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Androids and robots and machines, oh my!
I woke this morning holding onto a half formed wisp of dream where Mikey had been shirtless. I don't know why or even in what context, for all I know he could have been a carrot.
I was ridiculously amused by comments on my last post, from frond fondling to moat fixing to the most insane android verse. Which I'm going to tell you about now, as there are roles to be filled!
The story so far. Android!Mikey and Android!Ryan are having a hot and heavy android relationship when Mikey is taken away to be replaced by a new model. Android!Ryan is having none of this and throws off his programming and goes to the rescue. He takes with him Gerard the genius robot inventor and Spencer the ATM ( Spencer the ATM is sleek and has beady eyes that gleam when you feed in your card )
Android!Mikey is saved! YAY! But he's lost a leg and had his memories erased. Boo!
But it's all good because Android!Ryan and genius robot inventor Gerard add their memories together and give them to Android!Mikey, but remove all the bad stuff. Android!Mikey is happy and gleeful! He skips in the sunshine and twirls, except the lack of bad memories mean he doesn't remember any life skills and he does something disastrous that leads to him nearly deactivating himself! Things were suggested for this. That he stuck a fork in Brendon the toaster -- and yes, I have been informed this is a euphemism -- which led to Android!Ryan being very jealous and a long metaphor filled discussion about how fork sticking is bad, and to remember what happened when Android!Mikey took Patrick the spaceheater into the shower. This led to many pissed off emails from Smartphone!Pete who has views on the proper care of Spaceheater!Patrick.
At this point Android!Ryan is organising a party to show poor depressed, confused Android!Mikey that life is good. Coming to this party is espresso-maker!Jon, Spell-checker!Android!William, ATM!Spencer, Smartphone!Pete, Genius robot maker!Gerard, Spaceheater!Patrick, Toaster!Brendon, Karaoke-machine!Gabe ( who keeps changing lyrics to rude comments/politico-philosophical rants depending on his mood ) and sextoy!Ray ( now Turlough didn't technically say Ray was a sex toy but the implication was there )
But we still have important roles to be cast. Is Frank a tin dog? Is Andy a Duracell Bunny? Is Ryland a clothes prop? What happens to poor depressed, confused Android!Mikey? And more important, has his leg been reattached? These questions must be addressed.
Help me out here, people. I need to go to my niece's birthday tea soon and all I'll be thinking of is casting bandom people as machines. ♥ to everyone who's been keeping me amused by this already.
In other more sensible news, I'm thrilled with how many people have joined up for the happyfic Pete/Mikey challenge, and have finally actually joined up myself.
ETA: Blistering hot Mikey/William knifeplay fic. It is as hot as a thousand fiery suns! lay my tongue upon your scars
ETA: Bad me, I forgot Frank had been cast as an easy bake oven and Bob a ninja bot.
I was ridiculously amused by comments on my last post, from frond fondling to moat fixing to the most insane android verse. Which I'm going to tell you about now, as there are roles to be filled!
The story so far. Android!Mikey and Android!Ryan are having a hot and heavy android relationship when Mikey is taken away to be replaced by a new model. Android!Ryan is having none of this and throws off his programming and goes to the rescue. He takes with him Gerard the genius robot inventor and Spencer the ATM ( Spencer the ATM is sleek and has beady eyes that gleam when you feed in your card )
Android!Mikey is saved! YAY! But he's lost a leg and had his memories erased. Boo!
But it's all good because Android!Ryan and genius robot inventor Gerard add their memories together and give them to Android!Mikey, but remove all the bad stuff. Android!Mikey is happy and gleeful! He skips in the sunshine and twirls, except the lack of bad memories mean he doesn't remember any life skills and he does something disastrous that leads to him nearly deactivating himself! Things were suggested for this. That he stuck a fork in Brendon the toaster -- and yes, I have been informed this is a euphemism -- which led to Android!Ryan being very jealous and a long metaphor filled discussion about how fork sticking is bad, and to remember what happened when Android!Mikey took Patrick the spaceheater into the shower. This led to many pissed off emails from Smartphone!Pete who has views on the proper care of Spaceheater!Patrick.
At this point Android!Ryan is organising a party to show poor depressed, confused Android!Mikey that life is good. Coming to this party is espresso-maker!Jon, Spell-checker!Android!William, ATM!Spencer, Smartphone!Pete, Genius robot maker!Gerard, Spaceheater!Patrick, Toaster!Brendon, Karaoke-machine!Gabe ( who keeps changing lyrics to rude comments/politico-philosophical rants depending on his mood ) and sextoy!Ray ( now Turlough didn't technically say Ray was a sex toy but the implication was there )
But we still have important roles to be cast. Is Frank a tin dog? Is Andy a Duracell Bunny? Is Ryland a clothes prop? What happens to poor depressed, confused Android!Mikey? And more important, has his leg been reattached? These questions must be addressed.
Help me out here, people. I need to go to my niece's birthday tea soon and all I'll be thinking of is casting bandom people as machines. ♥ to everyone who's been keeping me amused by this already.
In other more sensible news, I'm thrilled with how many people have joined up for the happyfic Pete/Mikey challenge, and have finally actually joined up myself.
ETA: Blistering hot Mikey/William knifeplay fic. It is as hot as a thousand fiery suns! lay my tongue upon your scars
ETA: Bad me, I forgot Frank had been cast as an easy bake oven and Bob a ninja bot.
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The first time William got hard around Gabe, he didn't even realize it.
He was emerging from a drug-induced nap, feeling fuzzy and warm all over, and opened his eyes to Gabe leaning over him. He had his MediPad in one hand, a stylus in the other, his other limbs feeling William's temp and prodding along his leg and checking his vitals. One was scratching Gabe's nose.
William had shifted a little, trying to clear his head, and Gabe's face had gone from serious to friendly in a split second. “Hello, there,” he'd said – or at least that's what William had heard. He was pretty confident the translation chips were linguistically accurate (he'd helped design the programs, after all) but sometimes he wished he could turn his off and actually hear Gabe speak, in his own language, with his own voice.
Gabe had winked, then, and grinned like he had a particularly obscene joke today. He didn't share, though. He tapped into the Pad for a few seconds, readjusting William's suit and closing the pod cover at the same time, and then he'd turned to leave. “
Don't worry about it, dude,” he'd called just before he opened the door. “I would have been offended.”
William didn't even understand what Gabe meant until he'd looked down his body and seen the unmistakable bulge.
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And what a fantastic beginning it is! I love the casual mention of Gabe's tentacles and that of course William got hard around him.
And William wanting to hear Gabe's real voice. My heart.
Now I'm going to imagine this scene again, because it's just delicious.
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You know what to do if you want to see more! *g*