ext_33440 ([identity profile] gala-apples.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] turps 2010-09-04 11:07 pm (UTC)

I'VE BEEN ONLINE FOR HALF AN HOUR, AND I HAVEN'T TURNED OFF MY CAPS ONCE.

BETWEEN THE NEW WEBSITE, AND THAT PICTURE AND THE SHIRT ON HOTTOPIC, IT IS SO A POST-APOCALYPIC ALIENS AND RAYGUNS CD. WHICH IS THE BEST EVER. I HAVE SUCH A SCI-FI LOVE IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO DESCRIBE. I ONCE CONSIDERED DROPPING A FEW THOUSAND TO GO ON A CRUISE SHIP THAT HAD MY FAVOURITE AUTHOR ON IT. I DIDN'T, BUT ONLY BECAUSE MY SECOND HP CON WAS A FEW MONTHS LATER SO IT WAS AFFORD ONE OR THE OTHER, AND HPCON HAD ROLLERCOASTERS.

FRANK. NOW WITH 200% MORE BABIES. WHO BOUGHT YOU THAT MUG, FRANK? CAN I HAVE GEN FIC ABOUT SOMEONE BUYING HIM THAT MUG?

MAYBE THE GIRLY-BOY ON ROLLER SKATES IS JUST SKATING AROUND THE BLOCK AND ALL OF A SUDDEN A GIANT FUCKING SPACE SHIP SHOWS UP IN THE SKY, AND HIS PREVIOUSLY CREEPY NEIGHBOURS (MIKEY AND GERARD, OF COURSE) BUST OUT OF THE HOUSE AND TOSS HIM A RAY GUN AND THEN THERE IS TAKING DOWN THE SHIP/ALIENS.

I SERIOUSLY CANNOT HANDLE THIS. I AM GOING TO FUCKING EXPLODE, I TELL YOU.

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