(Oh gods, Ray and Brian cuddled up on a couch watching diy gardening shows, Ray getting angry when they cut corners and Brian trying not to laugh. "It's not funny Brian," Ray would say, "they come in and build this garden for these people who don't know how to look after it and plant it out in the wrong season and then in six months it'll all be dead but they don't show that, do they?" and Brian just thinks this is hilarious, because he's the fucked up one, yet if anything will get Ray riled up it's bad garden management on TV. And then Brian has to make it better with assurances that the people on TV will totally end up hiring gardeners, which is good for business and the economy and also blowjobs.)
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(Oh gods, Ray and Brian cuddled up on a couch watching diy gardening shows, Ray getting angry when they cut corners and Brian trying not to laugh. "It's not funny Brian," Ray would say, "they come in and build this garden for these people who don't know how to look after it and plant it out in the wrong season and then in six months it'll all be dead but they don't show that, do they?" and Brian just thinks this is hilarious, because he's the fucked up one, yet if anything will get Ray riled up it's bad garden management on TV. And then Brian has to make it better with assurances that the people on TV will totally end up hiring gardeners, which is good for business and the economy and also blowjobs.)
I need a Brian icon.