Mean! *g*

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"It's a classic theme, it worked for Shakespeare"

Mikey gives Pete an unimpressed look. "So did tragic kings and witches."

"True," Pete allows, using his fingers to tease out the knot in Mikey's hair. "It'd get you into the city."

Mikey winces when Pete's fingers catch. "I get in just fine."

"Come on, for me," Pete says.

"Viola was a woman anyway," Mikey says. "Your plan doesn't hold up."

"So do a reverse Viola." Pete whispers into Mikey's ear. "You'd look amazing in stockings."

Mikey turns his head, his lips brushing against Pete's. "All you had to do was ask."