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turps ([personal profile] turps) wrote2011-01-19 02:31 pm

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It's porn battle time again, and now I have to decide what prompts to leave. Maybe I'll just list Mikey with every person in bandom and throw in some random prompts. Then decide if I want to indulge in my annual ritual of frustration and fail!porn by actual writing when the prompts go up.

I posted this group picture over at MWD yesterday, all I can say is, yes please! It also prompted a lot of leg comments, which means in recent weeks the comm has cycled through obsessing over his hair, eyes, mouth, crotch, upper arms, chest, crotch, hands, crotch, fingers, crotch, legs.

I watched the last episode of Terriers yesterday. I'd been keeping it for a while because I knew that was it once I'd seen. Sigh. Such a good show that was cancelled far too soon. Right now I'm downloading Southland, NCIS, NCIS LA and The Biggest Loser. They need to hurry up already.

Especially so as we're off to the cinema once James finishes work. We were supposed to go last night but mam got herself in a strop so I wasn't about to leave Corey on his own. Still, it's been a few weeks since she directed anything in our direction so it was overdue. James got a text message apology this morning, which she seems to think is enough for telling everyone he told her to fuck off, physically threw her out of the car, said she was never allowed in it again and left her sobbing. It's like the drink throws her into fantasy land, one where she forgets we actually talk to each other and know the truth of what goes on.

Okay, now I'm going to answer all the comments until the kidlet gets back from school. I'm not moving from this place until my in-box is under 100 at least.

ETA: See, this is why I get nothing done. First comment and [livejournal.com profile] madambeetroot has me thinking about Mikey and Ray bodyswap, which mostly means me laughing at the mental images I'm getting of Ray after Mikey styles his hair.

ETA2: [personal profile] isweedan linked me to this. Obviously the bodyswap has happened before *g*

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[identity profile] kopperblaze.livejournal.com 2011-01-19 07:22 pm (UTC)(link)
you know one of us was gonna mention it sooner or later! there is no way of NOT mentioning it.

gosh ray would make mikey go all red in the face as he tried not to listen to the way brothers discussing theory and condom sizes and where to get those in a corner.

what'd truly make the world explode would be if the way brother's swapped bodies. can you imagine mikey speaking in paragraphs? in interviews? he'd give people heart attacks!
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[identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com 2011-01-19 08:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes. The monster cock was the elephant in the room as it were.

And now I need fic in my life with Gerard and Mikey earnestly discussing condom sizes *g*

Mikey not letting anyone get a word in edgeways while Gerard sat all :| on the couch. I wonder if there has been any Way body swaps written? It could be fun. Especially on stage if Gerard forgets himself and starts to feel himself up in Mikey's body.

[identity profile] kopperblaze.livejournal.com 2011-01-19 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
the literal elephant in the room LOL

please imagine it! fangirls all over the world would have heart attacks.

"did you see mikey grab his crotch? and strut up to frank? and moan into the microphone?"

even more important....imagine gerard in front of the microphone. ":| so....uhm...what's up?"
mikey from the background: WE'RE GONNA PUNISH FUCK YOU
gerard: ...yeah, what he said :| jaws totally has layers, did you know that? awesome movie. so uhm. :|||||