Luckily, for everyone else if not for him, Jon chooses that exact moment to flatline and equally-hot!nurse Bob shows up in response to the alarm. He rolls his eyes at the scene of carnage in the blood-soaked ward in a stoic and Bob-like manner, and then resuscitates Jon, sends Mikey off for surgery, hauls Pete off to the psych ward and unlocks Gerard's cage. And then after 10k or so of people slowly recovering from their various traumas and another 10k or so of Pete having Guilt (it was his car that hit Ryan and his fat dog that bit Frank), they all live happily ever after! \o/