I love the idea of Gerard leaving lyrics in Bob's bunk and Bob being all "...what?" He'd probably keep moving them to back to Gerard's, thinking that Gerard set them down in the wrong place without even realizing it. And Gerard would take that as REJECTION.

It would be kind of funny if random yet surprisingly relevant things eventually tipped Bob off. Like, he'd be talking to maybe Alicia for some reason, and she'd be all "OMG Bunny keeps killing spiders and shit and leaving them lying around." And Bob would be all "That's gross. And also really weird, wtf." And Alicia would tell him "Not so weird; cats do that. They show how much they love their people by leaving gross dead things in our fucking slippers and shit."

Possibly he might also read something online about how Clearly The Joker Is In Love With Batman, because all of the crazy stuff he does to get Batman's attention is his twisted way of flirting. (Possibly Frank links it in a twitter post. It is either a completely innocent coincidence or it is Frank attempting to surreptitiously slap Bob up-side the head before Mikey loses his mind and goes after Bob with a literal clue bat.)

And a couple of days later Bob would go "...heyyyyyy, wait a minute."

(I just hijacked your UST plot. SORRY. *is total sucker for clueles!Bob/fails-at-flirting!Gerard plots*)

I've been reading a lot of MCR fic lately and it's making me into an even worse coffee fiend.

Hahaha! Reading fanfic can be perilous to your caffeine levels.