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Picture meme.

I was given Mikey by

xhailtothethief

1. Choose a picture of the funniest face on your person

The teeth, omg, he is coming for me with his teeth of DOOM!

2. Choose a picture of your person eating.

It had to be this one, it's a classic.

Choose a picture of your person with an animal.

If you don't think this is cute YOU HAVE NO SOUL!

4. Choose a picture of your person with a member of the opposite sex.

Because Mikey and his harem is never not funny.

And Alicia is kick ass.

5. Choose a picture where you would have sex with this person.

I understood this question wrong at first, but then it clicked. So the answer is bed, not that I've a thing for him dressed in insane white costumes. Though if he wore them lounging like that....

Or it could be a position where he's all ready for sex. I do not know! Whatever. It works both ways.

6. Choose a picture of your favorite outfit on this person.

He is a pretty princess.

Chain around his neck!

Boots o' sex!

7. Choose a picture of your person smiling

It's Mikey's :D face.

Also, I have mad love for this.

8. Choose a picture of your person half/naked.

Sadly Mikey's opposed to showing much skin.

9. Choose a picture of your person doing an outdoor activity.

He's walking in the leaves. It counts!

10. Choose your favorite picture of this person.

Shut up.

Want a name, just yell.

Now I need to go buy Corey's school uniform for the year. Kill me now.

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You have a picture of Mikey's *calves*! How is that even possible?

Good luck with the school shopping. See, right there is a perfect example of when minions would be most useful.

Oh, and I'd like a name.

*smishes*

It must have been sweltering that day for him to wear shorts, and yet he's still rocking the hoodie. He is a strange strange man at times.

The school shopping is almost over, thank goodness. It's every parent for themselves in those back to school aisles.

You can have a name! Ray. You can do Ray justice I'm sure.