Mikey has the legs to be an English rider (unngh how pretty would that be? In the top hat and tails and boots doing dressage on some giant black beast of a horse) and Ray has the thighs to be an English rider too, but Gerard would be the dirty, lazy, sloppy Western rider who keeps a nasty tempered pony that noone is small enough to ride because if not "he'll just get sent to the meat houses in Mexico! You guys don't want that!" with the big eyes and the earnest hands. At least, no one can ride the pony until Frank shows up to take his sister to a riding lesson. She didn't stay, but Frank did.

Holy shit when did this turn into an AU? No one's actually seen Bob ride, but he's always at the stables working with these big, shaggy draft horses.

Oh god. I may have just bunnied myself and made myself homesick for the stables all in one go.