Also, OMG, Cold Case. Why is there no Nick Vera/Scotty Valens slash? WHY? Seriously, NONE. And yet they are sweet, and awesome, and ever so slightly angsty. They should be comforting one another with hot sex! The internet is positively OVERFLOWING with Brian/Kevin compared to the amount of Cold Case slash that exists, and of the tiny, tiny amount I've found, NONE of it is Nick/Scotty. Nick/Scotty BREAKS RULE 34!