"Just for the record, I hate you," Mikey says. "I hate you more than I hate sandals with socks. More than I hate Marilyn Fucking Manson."
Frank sidles closer. "You know you love me, I bought you a present." He reaches into his pocket and brings out a carrot. "You know you want it."
"I know I want to hoof you in the face." Mikey brings up a silvery hoof in demonstration and slams it against the floor, taking satisfaction when Frank flinches. "You brought virgins onto the bus. Lots of virgins."
Frank brings up his hands. "How was I supposed to know they were all virgins?"
Mikey shakes his head, his shimmering mane flopping in front of his eyes. "Virgins, Frank. A bus full of fucking virgins and you sitting on Bob's lap playing with his hair. The hormones were out of control. You're lucky I didn't change there and then."
Frank's mouth twitches as he says, "At least you changed out of sight."
"I changed in my bunk," Mikey says and stands still, silvery glitter floating around him. "Have you ever seen a unicorn in a bunk? It's not a good fit, my legs stuck outside, my mattress is trashed, my fucking horn got stuck in the fucking wall. Ray had to pull me free."
Frank doesn't even try to hide his laughter as he says, "You should have seen your legs thrashing around, I thought Gee was going to have a heart attack. I've never seen someone shut a door so fast."
Mikey trots forward and places a hoof on Frank's foot. "If you ever do that again I'll end you."
"Yeah yeah," Frank says, and rubs behind Mikey's ear. "Big silvery unicorn will end me, I know." He scratches harder, silver flakes landing on his skin. "If you'd just let me ride you..."
Mikey presses down with his hoof, says simply, "No."
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"Just for the record, I hate you," Mikey says. "I hate you more than I hate sandals with socks. More than I hate Marilyn Fucking Manson."
Frank sidles closer. "You know you love me, I bought you a present." He reaches into his pocket and brings out a carrot. "You know you want it."
"I know I want to hoof you in the face." Mikey brings up a silvery hoof in demonstration and slams it against the floor, taking satisfaction when Frank flinches. "You brought virgins onto the bus. Lots of virgins."
Frank brings up his hands. "How was I supposed to know they were all virgins?"
Mikey shakes his head, his shimmering mane flopping in front of his eyes. "Virgins, Frank. A bus full of fucking virgins and you sitting on Bob's lap playing with his hair. The hormones were out of control. You're lucky I didn't change there and then."
Frank's mouth twitches as he says, "At least you changed out of sight."
"I changed in my bunk," Mikey says and stands still, silvery glitter floating around him. "Have you ever seen a unicorn in a bunk? It's not a good fit, my legs stuck outside, my mattress is trashed, my fucking horn got stuck in the fucking wall. Ray had to pull me free."
Frank doesn't even try to hide his laughter as he says, "You should have seen your legs thrashing around, I thought Gee was going to have a heart attack. I've never seen someone shut a door so fast."
Mikey trots forward and places a hoof on Frank's foot. "If you ever do that again I'll end you."
"Yeah yeah," Frank says, and rubs behind Mikey's ear. "Big silvery unicorn will end me, I know." He scratches harder, silver flakes landing on his skin. "If you'd just let me ride you..."
Mikey presses down with his hoof, says simply, "No."