I laughed FOREVER when I read that the first time, it's just as funny now. I actually had this conversation last night. Well, sort of.
WHY WON'T MY FIC BE TITLED.
friend: dunno.
WHHHHY
friend: have you opened itunes? *snicker*
YES. ALL THE SONGS ABOUT WRISTS ARE ABOUT SLITTING THEM.
friend: well i guess you're fucked then.
WAIT I CAN USE QUOTES *GOOGLES*
friend: how'd that turn out?
FUCK THEY'RE ALL ABOUT SLITTING AND SLASHING TOO. MY FIC HATES ME.

My life. It is sooooo hard. *FLAIL*