turps: (feeling kinky)
turps ([personal profile] turps) wrote2003-11-12 10:21 pm

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I'm a sick sick woman. Now this isn't new news, but man I've proved it tonight. There's a boyband here in the UK called Phixx, I've never taken any notice of them until I saw the video for their new single. In it they're getting beat on and tortured by this woman, one's even in a morgue drawer. They're all bruised and cut and the men that I thought were nothing special suddenly transfix me and I curse at not recording the video.

I had to go look for pictures, and found them, pictures behind the cut

This is the group. Nothing special right?




But look at them now!







He's all wet and look at his nipples! He's tied up just waiting for someone to take him, in my mind anyway.

Okay, they're not the best looking still, but they're all bloody and bruised, and all I can do is drool. Told you I was a sick sick woman.



Also, I showed yet again that I'm a total flake today.

I was in a hurry this morning as we were going Christmas shopping again. It wasn't until I saw myself in the mirror that I noticed I'd been out without my hair brushed all day. I've got long hair, past the middle of my back, and after the rude awakening this morning I'd grabbed a hairband to keep my fringe out of my eyes and then just forgot to brush it. What gets me is I was with James and went to mams and none of them said anything. Though in James' case I shouldn't be surprised. This is the man that let me walk all round Sunderland town center in a new skirt that was totally see through, which I didn't know until we went to the in-laws and Joyce said she saw I had my spotty knickers on *blush*

Of course that story isn't as bad as the one Kayleigh has *g* Yesterday she went shopping and managed to head-butt a young guy on his nose making him bleed like crazy. He was behind her in the queue and she turned her head quickly and he must have been leaning over or something as she bust his nose with her head. When she told me I couldn't help laugh, though I would have been mortified if it was me.



I asked at [livejournal.com profile] pop_reference this afternoon about something I need for a story and just got the most fantastic list back! Which I'll research in the morning as [livejournal.com profile] castalie told me there's more 24/7 out. There's nothing I like more than a little X-Files bdsm so I'm going there now!

ETA: And I thought I was sick. I least I'm not watching a show about the electric chair and watching as animals are killed in tests. How are you supposed to read a good Mulder kink with that on in the background?

[identity profile] seiyaharris.livejournal.com 2003-11-12 04:28 pm (UTC)(link)
And one of 'em's gay, y'know. I forget which, but he's like out of the closet, 'my fellow band members are completly comfortable with me' gay. Just thought you might like to know lol
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[identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com 2003-11-13 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
And of course I had to go and look it up, tempting me with Phixx facts.

Lol, it's Andrew. I also read he was asked out by Will Young. You know after all the fantasies and make believe I don't think my heart can stand actual boybanders/singers asking each other out. Thankfully it's Will and Andrew, if they'd been pretty I would have blown a gasket ;)

[identity profile] seiyaharris.livejournal.com 2003-11-13 06:38 am (UTC)(link)
lol **pokes you** hey! I like Will I mean okay, he's not conventionally pretty, but he's got a nice smile lol
And yeah, I think my brain would overload if I actually found out boybanders were actually dating lol
As for Will asking him out, hmmm... I'm tempted to think it's just a rumour caused by the fact that they're two of like, three out singers at aboout that age (Stephen is "married" after all lol) but eh, who knows?
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[identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com 2003-11-13 07:28 am (UTC)(link)
Will has an awesome smile, he makes me want to smile every time he does. It's just the rest of him that's the problem ;)

Hmmm, I think you may be right about it being a rumour about him. It's a little convenient really, I'm sure Will knows other gay guys without hitting on one of two others that are out in their age group/profession. Shame because it's a good story :)

[identity profile] seiyaharris.livejournal.com 2003-11-13 09:35 am (UTC)(link)
lol yeah, it'd be nice to think that they all date each other (oh wait, that's pretty much what my life looks like... lol) but, you never know lol and we can but dream (And I kinda do, quite often)
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[identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com 2003-11-13 10:07 am (UTC)(link)
Well in my universe every boybander is screwing each other.

Hey, it makes me happy lol.

[identity profile] seiyaharris.livejournal.com 2003-11-13 10:21 am (UTC)(link)
lol nooooo there are some scary boybanders and frankly, I don't wanna think about Mikey from Boyzone or Bryan from Westlife doing anything even remotely sexual thankyouverrahmuch lol
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[identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com 2003-11-13 10:26 am (UTC)(link)
OMG!

You mentioned Bryan! I'm scarred now *shudders*

I do *not* want to think about him having sex.

I'll amend the statement to boybanders that aren't pig ugly *G*

[identity profile] seiyaharris.livejournal.com 2003-11-13 12:04 pm (UTC)(link)
lol goood, glad we got that specified lol

[identity profile] english-muffin.livejournal.com 2003-11-13 09:32 am (UTC)(link)
I think my brain would overload if I actually found out boybanders were actually dating

Hey, Eloy was in a boyband, you know. He did the dance routines and matching shirts in different colours and Backstreet opened for them in Germany (there is an press conference thingy and they're talking about "this one time, when we were opening for Caught In The Act...", heee - when fandoms collide! That's why BSB sent Steve and Eloy a letter when they came out).

I don't know why I'm telling you this. I'm rambling so I'm a gonna go now.

[identity profile] seiyaharris.livejournal.com 2003-11-13 09:42 am (UTC)(link)
lol ooooh! Boybanders dating! (well okay, not actually anymore but still) **brain overloads** lol And bless the 'Boys for sending them a letter, you know that was Howie Kevin Howie's idea lol

[identity profile] english-muffin.livejournal.com 2003-11-13 12:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Sure, both of the bands and the relationship fell apart... but, uh. Heh.

I'm sure it was Howie, he knows all about being a boyband and dating some else from a boyband (ie Lance). Sweet Howie D.

Why do I not have a Howie icon still?!

[identity profile] seiyaharris.livejournal.com 2003-11-13 02:37 pm (UTC)(link)
lol he'd be completely understanding I'm sure. More power to his brothers who could tell the world and all that. If only Lance weren't so repressed lol

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[identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com 2003-11-13 09:52 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, Eloy was in a boyband, you know

I knew he was in a boyband, I just didn't know he did the whole matching shirt thing or Backstreet opened for them. I didn't realise the band was so well known.

And you're telling me because I'm interested *g*

You've been expanding my boyband interest to UK bands lately as I'd never thought about slashing so close to home before.

[identity profile] english-muffin.livejournal.com 2003-11-13 12:59 pm (UTC)(link)
CITA were big all over Europe, especially in Germany and Holland, just not so much in the UK for some reason. To be honest I've only seen pictures of them, I couldn't tell you the names of the other three guys in the band and I could only name you one song they did.

[identity profile] babycakesin.livejournal.com 2003-11-12 04:32 pm (UTC)(link)
*goggles* could these pics *be* any kinkier?!
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[identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com 2003-11-13 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
*goggles* could these pics *be* any kinkier?!

*Considers* there could have been sex toys and nakedness I suppose *g*

But I think they're just perfect at they are!

[identity profile] babycakesin.livejournal.com 2003-11-13 06:29 am (UTC)(link)
okay, you're right, they could (or is it "should"?) have been kinkier - but that's what photoshops are for! lol

[identity profile] xoverau.livejournal.com 2003-11-12 05:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Bih?

*falls unconscious*

*wakes up*

*stares*

*turns into goop and oozes under the door*

kalsfklas.saskflj;as.

Now I want to know which one's gay. And write slash. And stuff.

ksal;jfs.

GAH-HahahaahahHahahaahahah!!!

[identity profile] ninjetti75.livejournal.com 2003-11-12 06:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Me Too!

To all of the above!

*snicker*

Unless it's the one on the left, he doesn't do anything for me...

..And _man_ are all the videos like that these days? Where've _I_ been? lmao

Re: GAH-HahahaahahHahahaahahah!!!

[identity profile] xoverau.livejournal.com 2003-11-12 06:31 pm (UTC)(link)
I haven't had cable in four years. By the time I see MTV again, everyone'll probably be naked and beating each other with chainsaws.

I'm really glad I can reply to this nice, safe email, rather than having to go back to the website and stare at sweaty bodies. My reply makes much more sense.
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Re: GAH-HahahaahahHahahaahahah!!!

[identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com 2003-11-13 06:49 am (UTC)(link)
I'm really glad I can reply to this nice, safe email, rather than having to go back to the website and stare at sweaty bodies. My reply makes much more sense.

But I like it when you're all incoherent. It makes me feel better for sitting and squeaking when I saw the video *g*
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Re: GAH-HahahaahahHahahaahahah!!!

[identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com 2003-11-13 06:37 am (UTC)(link)
LOL, love your reaction too.

I also agree the one on the left does nothing for me either. Poor guy *g*

..And _man_ are all the videos like that these days? Where've _I_ been? lmao

I think most videos are upping the raunch. Sex, be it straight or gay is much more visual. Which is just how I like it!
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[identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com 2003-11-13 06:19 am (UTC)(link)
Oh I like that reaction!

I looked up who is gay, and it's Andrew. He's the one at the front of the first picture.

He's in a morgue drawer then laid out on the autopsy table in the video but I haven't been able to find a picture of that. But I do have one new one which I'm going to post now ;)

[identity profile] xoverau.livejournal.com 2003-11-13 11:26 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not sure if my heart can take it. I'm 28, you know. *wibble*
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[identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com 2003-11-13 12:39 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm 29 so if I can take it so can you!

Whoa, that sounds pornographic *eg*

[identity profile] ninjetti75.livejournal.com 2003-11-13 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
lmao

Porn!

Hee. I'm 28, too, bring it on!

*chants*

"Porn porn porn porn,
Porn porn porn porn..."

(God, Terri, what have you done to me? evil kinky pretty boybands... *snicker* )
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[identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com 2003-11-14 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
Now this is what I like in the morning. To wake up and find you and Nico talking about porn!

A lady could blush faced with such sexual comments. So it's a good job I'm no lady ;)

Porn in my LJ, Boys back together, could the morning be any better?!

(God, Terri, what have you done to me? evil kinky pretty boybands... *snicker* )

Oh hush, you know that you love it! Everyone should embrace the kinky side of life ;) And just think how much fun you'd have missed if I hadn't corrupted you...hee, porn again *eg*

[identity profile] xoverau.livejournal.com 2003-11-14 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
*takes up the chant*

Pornpornpornpornpornpornpornpornporn!

[identity profile] ninjetti75.livejournal.com 2003-11-14 10:10 am (UTC)(link)
*absotively, posilutely -=DIES=- laughing!!!*

O-M-G, that's it nico, I'm friending you!! ;)

And yes, Terri, I _would_ have missed out on sooo much fun... ..so it's all good!

you limey wench! ;p *snicker*

...PornpornPornpornPornpornPornpornPornpornPornporn..."

[identity profile] xoverau.livejournal.com 2003-11-14 03:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Welcome to the friendslist. :) Though I'm not seeing you there...*pokes user page*

*wanders off humming 'porn porn porn porn, porn porn porn porn' to the Meow Mix jingle*
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[identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com 2003-11-15 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
O-M-G, that's it nico, I'm friending you!! ;)

Oh you should. You'll get to read hot Em/Ju stories. They'll help with your Justin issues a little ;)

And yes, Terri, I _would_ have missed out on sooo much fun... ..so it's all good!


LOL, popslash is fun. You can act like you're 12 yet still read incredible hot stories.

you limey wench! ;p *snicker*

I'm never going to get rid of that name am I?




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[identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com 2003-11-15 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
LOL. You and Josh seem to be having a fun time without me, talking of porn.

All I'll do is echo you. Porn is good!

Kinky.

[identity profile] toeprint.livejournal.com 2003-11-12 09:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Woah. The sharp angles of his jawline. The scratches. The oil-slicked body. The unbuttoned pants. The streak of dirt. The tattoo. Yummy.. Mmmmm. *lick*
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[identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com 2003-11-13 06:39 am (UTC)(link)
You read my mind! I was thinking all that and ended up wanting to trace his tattoo with my tongue.

I was in a happy place last night!