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someone's just took the tree from our garden. The Christmas tree that we picked out special and strung with lights. It was a 7 foot tree and they climbed over our 6 foot fence and just took it. I hate people. I know it's only a tree but to just take it. what kind of person would do that?
God I'm crying over a stupid tree here. Sorry.
God I'm crying over a stupid tree here. Sorry.
o\/o!!!!!!!!
Terri, don't you or James or Corey freak out when you accidentally catch sight of a ninja lurking under the eaves above your garden.
That'll be me, waiting to exact vengeance on your behalf, and I know a -=LOT=- of ways to kill people. And injure them. Severely. And I specialize in mental torture, though I'm doubting these Neanderthals have enough intelligence to make that worthwhile.
Seriously, I'm so pissed off I can't stand it. I'm, like, actively concentrating on invoking karma and hoping these ABSOLUTE BASTARDS get what they deserve. Preferably three- or ten- fold.
*goes to pack my tabi, uniform, and a concealable package that can be smuggled through airport security...*
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..except it relies on your intruders actually having brains, but...
Put a sign in your garden, advising all who read it that you're a big fan of the end scene of "Sleeping With the Enemy". You know, where Julia Roberts covers the intruder with her gun while she dials the police, and says "Hello? I need the police; I've just shot an intruder."
Then hangs up and proceeds to do so.
*hugs*
Sorry, Terri-Luv, I'm being all irrational on your behalf, but this kinda thing just galls me to the limit. You should immediately replace the tree with a nicer one as a "Fuck Off!" to these people, and also wire it with a paint bomb. That permanent paint they use in school fire alarms.
((((((Terri))))))
Don't let 'em get you down; don't change your lifestyle just 'cuz they're affecting it. That would be them winning.
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I also understand where you're coming from about getting a new bigger tree, and maybe I still will but just now I don't think I can take something else being stolen. The thought that someone climbed over the fence, which is 6 foot plus is freaking me out to be honest.
I want to be all defiant and say, fuck you. I just don't know if I can yet.
Thanks for the hugs *hugs you back tight*
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Your post was awesome, not least because it allowed me to imagine all kinds of nasty things to happen to tree stealers, which they totally deserve.
You're the best kind of friend to have.