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nopseud's fantastic eyeliner icons reminded me of a conversation I had with James where he called me twisted. Now I'm not at all bothered by that but what surprised me was why he said it. The man has no problem with me liking slash, he even downloaded gay porn for me once. However, when I told him one of my kinks was men in eyeliner he said I was twisted, and that just seems like a skewed kind of logic to me. The old butt sex is acceptable, make up isn't? Weird.
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sentinel_thurs now. There's another half an hour to go, not that it makes much difference, everyone's too busy to write at the moment. So after reading a post from _jules_ I thought I'd ask my own questions. Well just things I've thought of really.
This whole thing of couples sleeping on one another. Like Blair using Jim's chest as a pillow or Justin lying over Chris. One, won't that be damn uncomfortable, and two, do people actually sleep like that? I don't. That's not to say I sleep on one edge of the bed and James the other but we certainly don't drape all over each other. I wouldn't be able to stand that. I'd be like, get off! in the middle of the night. That could just be me though, for all I know people use other people as pillows all the time.
Morning kisses. Don't they make you go ICK? I wouldn't even kiss myself when I first wake up, never mind someone else. I'm not talking about after about 5 minutes here, I mean literally waking and kissing, morning breathe, claggy eyes and all.
I have another. What's the deal with humming when you give a blow job? I'm wondering if this is just a popslash thing now, I can't remember if I've read it in other fandoms. But in some stories they might as well be singing a full song for all the humming they do. I just don't get it, and it's hard to do too. Not that I've ever tried.
Does the thought of sharing toothbrushes make other people gag? Because I've read stories where they've slept the night and the next day the visitor just shares the hosts toothbrush and I'm reading and gagging. Because that's nasty. Which okay, considering where their mouth has probably been doesn't make sense, but still...
Why aren't there more rimming stories? because I'd read them.
How come men get pillows to put under them if they're bottoming? And how come they're always so flexible. I want to read a story where person A is fucking person B and person B gets a cramp and whacks person A in the head with his foot when he's trying to get his legs to relax.
Does anyone else think holding hands, kissing and touching can be more erotic than the whole 1,2, 3 fuck thing?
Why did the Beast look better before he turned back into a man?
Why have I still got no milk?
Why do I ask so many questions?
But the last one has to be. Why do some people think cross-dressing is erotic? Because it's not. It's so not!
And now it's 9 and I go to close this weeks challenge!
ETA: Forgot to say as I was reading through my 2000 new mails I had some MX feedback! You just don't know how rare that is. I also had two mails offering to put my stories in a book. Yeah right, the world needs a book of my porn *g*
nopseud's fantastic eyeliner icons reminded me of a conversation I had with James where he called me twisted. Now I'm not at all bothered by that but what surprised me was why he said it. The man has no problem with me liking slash, he even downloaded gay porn for me once. However, when I told him one of my kinks was men in eyeliner he said I was twisted, and that just seems like a skewed kind of logic to me. The old butt sex is acceptable, make up isn't? Weird.I'm just sitting waiting to close
sentinel_thurs now. There's another half an hour to go, not that it makes much difference, everyone's too busy to write at the moment. So after reading a post from _jules_ I thought I'd ask my own questions. Well just things I've thought of really.This whole thing of couples sleeping on one another. Like Blair using Jim's chest as a pillow or Justin lying over Chris. One, won't that be damn uncomfortable, and two, do people actually sleep like that? I don't. That's not to say I sleep on one edge of the bed and James the other but we certainly don't drape all over each other. I wouldn't be able to stand that. I'd be like, get off! in the middle of the night. That could just be me though, for all I know people use other people as pillows all the time.
Morning kisses. Don't they make you go ICK? I wouldn't even kiss myself when I first wake up, never mind someone else. I'm not talking about after about 5 minutes here, I mean literally waking and kissing, morning breathe, claggy eyes and all.
I have another. What's the deal with humming when you give a blow job? I'm wondering if this is just a popslash thing now, I can't remember if I've read it in other fandoms. But in some stories they might as well be singing a full song for all the humming they do. I just don't get it, and it's hard to do too. Not that I've ever tried.
Does the thought of sharing toothbrushes make other people gag? Because I've read stories where they've slept the night and the next day the visitor just shares the hosts toothbrush and I'm reading and gagging. Because that's nasty. Which okay, considering where their mouth has probably been doesn't make sense, but still...
Why aren't there more rimming stories? because I'd read them.
How come men get pillows to put under them if they're bottoming? And how come they're always so flexible. I want to read a story where person A is fucking person B and person B gets a cramp and whacks person A in the head with his foot when he's trying to get his legs to relax.
Does anyone else think holding hands, kissing and touching can be more erotic than the whole 1,2, 3 fuck thing?
Why did the Beast look better before he turned back into a man?
Why have I still got no milk?
Why do I ask so many questions?
But the last one has to be. Why do some people think cross-dressing is erotic? Because it's not. It's so not!
And now it's 9 and I go to close this weeks challenge!
ETA: Forgot to say as I was reading through my 2000 new mails I had some MX feedback! You just don't know how rare that is. I also had two mails offering to put my stories in a book. Yeah right, the world needs a book of my porn *g*