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I survived the shopping trip, came home and found I'd been asked by

_bettina_ to rant about people that don't like Chris, and you know I can do that in a very concise way.

People who don't like Chris are FRELLING INSANE!

However, I shall elaborate.

See I can't understand how anyone couldn't like him. The man is gorgeous, he's sex on legs, totally hot, breath takenly beautiful and if you can't see that you're obviously not looking hard enough. It's not hard, take a moment and look at him, look at his eyes. Tell me they're not beautiful. Tell me! You can't can you, and you know why? Because they are beautiful! In fact everything about him is beautiful, his face, his hair, his pointy ears, his lips, his goatee and man, don't get me started on people that don't like the horns or his old hair cuts because you know what? Who cares if they're different to the norm? What the fuck is normal anyway?

Which is another thing, and man this is the one thing guaranteed to set me off. He's put on weight. SO FUCKING WHAT! How dare people think that's a reason to dislike him? How dare they?! I'm spluttering with rage just thinking that anyone would chose to dislike him because of that. He's not perfect, no one is perfect. If you're an Nsync fan how can you sit and say that you don't like one of the members because he's fat? For one thing HE'S NOT FAT! For fuck's sake, he's heavier now than he was back then but all that does is make him real. He's not an artificial perfect popstar groomed to an inch of his life and made to tow the bullshit pr line. When I have the misfortune to wander somewhere where some idiotic wanker says they doesn't like Chris because he's fat I want to reach through the screen grab their stupid looking teenie head and beat it off the wall. Then do it again just for the sake of it.

Then there's the people who don't like him because he's childish and goes too far sometimes. For fucks sake. Do you really think that's all he is? The 'crazy one' the joker, a one dimensional cardboard cutout. Are you that stupid that you'll judge on an image shaped by pr spin? Look past the surface for once, see the man who cares deeply, the man who doesn't spend every moment of his life laughing and playing jokes. The man who works bloody hard to do something he loves. Go on look, except I know you won't. You'll just keep believing what you're told. Reading the same lies over and over again because you're too lazy to look past the image and stupid enough to believe what you're told. Admit it, you believe the Creation Myth don't you? You can probably even do the hand movements and diagram to accompany it. Loser.

More generally, people who don't like him because he's in a boyband. Get over yourselves. Chris can sing, he can sing beautifully and if all you haters can't see beyond the boyband label I pity you. I pity you because you're so afraid of being seen as uncool that you'll never know how talented he is.You can sit there listening to your indie music or whatever crap the so called cool kids listen to these days and mock him for being in a boyband but all you're doing is showing what a sad pathetic person you are. Someone who wouldn't know an independent thought even if it hit you in the head and yelled, 'hi, I'm an independent thought.

I could go on and on, but I'll sum up with this. If you don't like Chris you're clearly insane, and he's NOT FUCKING FAT!!!!!!!

PS, non ranty. Mouse, I have the stories and will upload when I've had my shower :)

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*claps*

I'd do the same for AJ myself, except that I don't have the energy to rant. *g*

remind me never to piss you off. wow.

*Bows*

Thank you. I must admit it felt good to get some of that out *g*

You really should rant for AJ, even if it's not today. He deserves a rant in his name.

What's up, honey? About the energy I mean. Aren't you having a good day?

Oh my dog, you have NO idea how much I love you right now.

I doubt you'd ever piss me off.

I'd never hurt you! I love you!

It's just been a bad week for me. I'm hoping it blows over soon, because man, my work is really piling up.

Now *that's* a rant. I am seriously impressed. It makes me feeble attempts to rant seem...feeble.

And I agree with every word.

Here here!! (or is it hear hear??) Well put. And oddly enough? It's all of that (the unique ... hair, clothes, etc) that makes him that much more appealing. His eyes are amazing. *sighs and cues sappy Debbie Gibson songs* I think it's because he dared to do the unique that caught my attention (it usually does). Then there's the voice, the face, the hands, the. . .

Yeah. Well put.

I have to admit some of that had been stewing for a while, especially the weight stuff.

I'm glad you approve :)

oh good. *phew* that'd be dangerous. I might be a ninja, but that's some scary stuff.

Wow, that was incredible! And I totally agree with you :)

BTW? I am so agreeing with the need for AJ having his own rant. :-D

Oh no, don't do that. There's a reason why I'm not doing the rant meme, because my rants have no direction whatsoever.

*nods* Oh yes indeedy, do, I approve muchly!

you are most brilliant.

That's not always a bad thing! Makes them more. . . . impassioned. ;-)

No, I know how it feels. My rants are the same way.

*pets you*

Shiny icon! :-D

Hee. Thanks! Yours isn't too bad either. *g*

Gah. Now you're making me very tempted to do one...

I.LOVE.YOU.

I would um... Be happy to shoulder partial responsibility for your lapse in anti-rantness, if you wish! :-D

^^ icon slut-puppy ^^

Wonderful rant! I *heart* you! :-D

And he's really not fat! He put on weight, yes, but most people put on weight when they get older. Not that he's old, but you know what I mean.

I *heart* Chris! And of course I *heart* Lance as well ;-).

I'm sorry to hear that :(

You know where I am if you ever need to talk or vent or whatever.

*hugs*

You really should do one.

Rants don't have to have direction, they just need emotion and I know you have that in spades about AJ.

Your rants aren't feeble at all. I often think of your point about Josh and Justy the ponies and laugh because it's true.

Thank you :)

Thank you!

I totally agree with what you said, it's the unique that makes him more appealing to me too. I love that he wore his hair like that, loved the beard horns with a passion, and yeah the list of loves goes on.

I think your icon says it all.

*blushes*

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