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The shopping trip has been survived and I'm alive, which I managed with the help of

trumpeterofdoom who kept me amused with sdb porny thoughts, I mean what better place to discuss Lance wanking than when you're shopping *g*

Now I'm sitting alone because James has gone to bingo and Corey is at his friend's house until later so I'm going to catch up on things while I can. But first I must tell you the slashy ideas James and I were sharing in the car. Because man, it was badfic central in there, especially when he gave me a line he said I should put in my next story. Are you ready for this?

JC was a crafty butcher because he liked to slip in the meat through the back door. A line of beauty I think. Sadly the conversation took a turn for the ~~better~~ worse when cocks thicker than wrists that spurt hot cum came into play. Don't you just love that word? It's such a lovely onomatopoeia Spurt. Sssspurt.Spurting hot cum, geysers of the stuff, a white fountain splattering the room.Pulsating manmeat that spurts manfat in an endless explosion. Why yes, I do visit Nifty on occasions, can you tell? ;)

Then when we came back I found a postcard saying we can have a garage if we want. A garage! Man, we've been waiting 8 years and now we can have one at last.

I've just had a quick look at the flist and some people are talking about lurkers. I don't care in the slightest if I have lurkers, I mean I'm naturally a lurker myself, if comes with being shy and getting intimidated easily so you know feel free to lurk at will, but really if you want to come and chat to me do so. I'm friendly and quite normal ;) I'm also quite happy to chat about most things so comment away, or don't, there's no stressing about it on my end. It's funny because I always assume no one reads this but the people who comment, then I'll see something that shows that's not true at all. Like the most delightful rimming comment I got last night, which I must answer now.

Sort of related to this lurking thing, let me say a blanket hi to all the new people around here, the majority of which seem to be JuC girls for some reason. And with that I'll go to do something which is really me going to make a coffee and fire up the old ftp.

ETA: Okay, lets make this official then *g* Gakked from Eva If you read my journal and you've never commented or said hello, I'd love it if you'd do that. Just...say hi. Give me a wave. And then you can go back to watching if you want. I promise I don't bite. And I'll wave back. : ) Which is what I said above but easier to understand ;)

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Thank you for the hugs earlier, I really needed them and if wasn't for a hovering boss I would have returned them so here, albeit a little late, *BIG HUGS*

Also, Terri, darling? Could I ask a favour? Do you have any pictures of Chris playing golf? Or footage... because there was footage, wasn't there? I'd love you forever? Write you porn? Kiss your feet? *bats eyelashes*

You're more than welcome, I just wanted to spread a little love you know :)

*hugs you tight*

I do, both pictures and footage. I'll send them your way.

Squee! Thank you!

(I don't have a Chris icon. In fact, the only NSYNC-er icon I have is JC. I don't know what's up with that, so here, have MattandJames)

You're more than welcome :)

Pics are up here (http://www.livejournal.com/users/turps33/370803.html#cutid1). I'm looking for the footage now.

And hey, Matt and James do me fine ;)

Ooh. If I asked very nicely, could I have both, as well? Please? (And do you also have any/all pictures from like, last year--the tattoo parlour and baseball, and all that?)

Pretty please? :)

I think I have them all. I'll zip them up and send if you like. Or yousendthem to you if that will be too much for your mail box.

send 'em on over. My mailbox is hearty (hardy?), it can handle it ;)