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[turps]

The shopping trip has been survived and I'm alive, which I managed with the help of trumpeterofdoom who kept me amused with sdb porny thoughts, I mean what better place to discuss Lance wanking than when you're shopping *g*

Now I'm sitting alone because James has gone to bingo and Corey is at his friend's house until later so I'm going to catch up on things while I can. But first I must tell you the slashy ideas James and I were sharing in the car. Because man, it was badfic central in there, especially when he gave me a line he said I should put in my next story. Are you ready for this?

JC was a crafty butcher because he liked to slip in the meat through the back door. A line of beauty I think. Sadly the conversation took a turn for the better worse when cocks thicker than wrists that spurt hot cum came into play. Don't you just love that word? It's such a lovely onomatopoeia Spurt. Sssspurt.Spurting hot cum, geysers of the stuff, a white fountain splattering the room.Pulsating manmeat that spurts manfat in an endless explosion. Why yes, I do visit Nifty on occasions, can you tell? ;)

Then when we came back I found a postcard saying we can have a garage if we want. A garage! Man, we've been waiting 8 years and now we can have one at last.

I've just had a quick look at the flist and some people are talking about lurkers. I don't care in the slightest if I have lurkers, I mean I'm naturally a lurker myself, if comes with being shy and getting intimidated easily so you know feel free to lurk at will, but really if you want to come and chat to me do so. I'm friendly and quite normal ;) I'm also quite happy to chat about most things so comment away, or don't, there's no stressing about it on my end. It's funny because I always assume no one reads this but the people who comment, then I'll see something that shows that's not true at all. Like the most delightful rimming comment I got last night, which I must answer now.

Sort of related to this lurking thing, let me say a blanket hi to all the new people around here, the majority of which seem to be JuC girls for some reason. And with that I'll go to do something which is really me going to make a coffee and fire up the old ftp.

ETA: Okay, lets make this official then *g* Gakked from Eva If you read my journal and you've never commented or said hello, I'd love it if you'd do that. Just...say hi. Give me a wave. And then you can go back to watching if you want. I promise I don't bite. And I'll wave back. : ) Which is what I said above but easier to understand ;)

Comments

[trumpeterofdoom.livejournal.com]

*curtsies*

Why thank you. :) Also, check your phone again. You have unleashed the spam monster in me.

[trumpeterofdoom.livejournal.com]

Also, why can't I spurt out womanfat while I'm climaxing and LOSE WEIGHT.

I'm just sayin', man.

[turps33.livejournal.com]

I'll go and check it now for you do the best text spam ever!

Lance wanking...mmmmmm

[callsigns.livejournal.com]

Lurkers! My favorite thing ever! (Except for JC's well-braised sausage, of course). They make me feel really good about myself. Perhaps I will gak the meme as well.

JuC girls unite! Or, um. Yes! Unite! In this journal right here!

Have you heard about this Lambs day travesty? You realize we've got to do a Timbertrick day, now, right? We've GOT to. It's our moral obligation. Let's talk more in depth about this!

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Except for JC's well-braised sausage, of course

Excuse me while I go and die of laughter for a moment *g*

And you really should rattle the lurkers in your journal because I bet they're there.

But where are the JuC girls coming from? Why me? Do they know I'm not one of them? ;)

We really must have a Timbertrick day! Lambs, bah! And that's a disgusted bah, not a lambs baaaa. Talk to me with your ideas, I'm all ears!

[hegemony.livejournal.com]

JuC girls unite! Or, um. Yes! Unite! In this journal right here!

Unite!

[chrismm.livejournal.com]

JC was a crafty butcher because he liked to slip in the meat through the back door.

Ahahahahahahahahaha! *gasp* *wheezes a little* Heh. Funny boy.

[turps33.livejournal.com]

The things he comes out with stop me in my tracks at times. I swear if he ever wanted to write for real, which he thankfully doesn't, he'd fit into Nifty so well.

[digital-diva.livejournal.com]

Eeww, JuC (pronounced : yucky)

Also, hi! *waves* :D

[turps33.livejournal.com]

I say nothing ;)

Man, they're crawling from the woodwork tonight, when was the last time you commented? It has to be all of 9 hours ago *g*

*waves at you anyway*

[http://users.livejournal.com/_bettina_/]

JC was a crafty butcher because he liked to slip in the meat through the back door.

Bwahaha! However, me thinks your husband has a bad influence on you *g*.

*waves*

[turps33.livejournal.com]

He really is!

People think I have a dirty mind but I don't, it's all him ;)

Woohoo!

*waves back*

You're one of my top commenters, no lurking for you missy!

[mickeym.livejournal.com]

Why yes, I do visit Nifty on occasions, can you tell? ;)

No! Not at all! Much.

You had rimming comments in your journal? Wheeeeeeeeere?

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Thank goodness for that. I'd hate anyone to think I like going to that place or anything ;)

Oh man, rimming! People have been teasing me for ages now because I have such a craving for rimming fics, so I mentioned it again last night and another rimming fan commented here (http://www.livejournal.com/users/turps33/369681.html?replyto=4402961) and now I'm sitting with the most delightful images in my head as I wonder about what stories to include.

[paperdollkisses.livejournal.com]

Spurting hot cum, geysers of the stuff, a white fountain splattering the room.Pulsating manmeat that spurts manfat in an endless explosion.

You two need to write for adult toy store catalouges. LOL.

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Now that's a job I'd enjoy ;)

[simply-fly-away.livejournal.com]

Thank you for the hugs earlier, I really needed them and if wasn't for a hovering boss I would have returned them so here, albeit a little late, *BIG HUGS*

Also, Terri, darling? Could I ask a favour? Do you have any pictures of Chris playing golf? Or footage... because there was footage, wasn't there? I'd love you forever? Write you porn? Kiss your feet? *bats eyelashes*

[turps33.livejournal.com]

You're more than welcome, I just wanted to spread a little love you know :)

*hugs you tight*

I do, both pictures and footage. I'll send them your way.

[hegemony.livejournal.com]

Terri, Terri, Terri.

When will you and JM learn? Or at least write this stuff so we can all read it.

[turps33.livejournal.com]

You know if I could afford international calls I'd so text you porn too.

Not that I wrote much for JM, just a tiny letterboys sex piece.

[lazydwarf.livejournal.com]

You completely cracked me up with the bad fic lines. Those are marvelous. Will you give James co-writing credit when you write the stories? *g*

[turps33.livejournal.com]

I surely will!

So you know when my story is being laughed out of fandom he can share the shame ;)

[http://users.livejournal.com/_jules_/]

Ewww, spurt? Grossness!

I mean, HI! :)

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Spurt is a word of goodness ;)

Hi! *waves at you*

[beejaybee.livejournal.com]

JC was a crafty butcher because he liked to slip in the meat through the back door

Man...you have way better conversations with your hubby than I do!

I'm jealous. I'm also waving, even though I'm not a lurker, just new. =)

[turps33.livejournal.com]

LOL. Some of the conversations we have astound me ;)

Feel free to wave at will, I love seeing you here, lurker or not!

[rikes]

Hi! I've never commented, but that could have something to do with the fact that I just created my journal two days ago...

And I'm probably one of those dreaded JuC girls, but well, I read almost everything.

Here, have a JuC icon =D.

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Hey honey.

There's nothing dreaded about JuC girls, some of my best friends are those *g*

Now that's a nice icon, but this one is better ;)

It's great to see you here.

[phantomsgyrl.livejournal.com]

*hi* waves. JC was a crafty butcher because he liked to slip in the meat through the back door. Indeed a line of beauty. I'm a newbie and i'm a 'i'll read anything with JC' in it type of girl. :)

Michelle

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Hi! *waves back*

Glad to see you here, especially when you can appreciate fine line like that ;)

[caitinlv.livejournal.com]

*waves*

Not sure I count as a lurker, cuz I just pop by now & then when we've commented on the same entry elsewhere. I'll have to add you if you keep writing about JC & meat.

[turps33.livejournal.com]

*waves back*

I think this is one of the funniest comments I've had for a long time. Because yes, I think I'll keep writing about JC and meat, how can I not? ;)

[wistfuljane.livejournal.com]

I thought I said hi during these rounds of lurkers meme, but I guess not. Hi! I meant to join in the JuC girls unite thread.

JuC girls unite!

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Hi! *Waves at you*

Feel free to join in the JuC girls unite thread, I'm sure they won't mind that you're late.

Though you know the beginning of that pairing is wrong as it's supposed to be trickC ;)

[ihearthings-ii.livejournal.com]

*falls over laughing* a crafty butcher ????

[turps33.livejournal.com]

I know!

I was like, what did you say? *g*

[keenpeach.livejournal.com]

*counts on fingers* I am, er... several days late commenting, but I wanted to say hi, too! I'm one of those new JuC girls, oh yes, but I love the entire three-man bus something fierce. :) And I added you at the recommendation of the rockingly awesome _jules_, and it's been lovely reading your posts, yay!

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Feel free to comment away at any time! Even if you are another JuC girl ;)

I'm glad that you enjoy reading my posts, it's nice that someone does *g* And Jules really is rockingly awesome I agree.