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On the scale of wrongness, getting a text from your mam asking what a rampant rabbit is has to rate way up there.

I hit skip 1000 yesterday, at which point LJ wouldn't let me go back anymore. This tells me (a) I'm too nosy (b) I need to take some of the comms off my default flist view, especially some of the Supernatural ones which have really high post volume. But that skip 1000 held a lot of joyful goodness, posts celebrating the amazing achievement of

nsync_10, Christmas wish lists and card polls, and of course, the best post of all.

pensnest wondering if Lance's legendary dick size is canon or fanon.

I downloaded House, Supernatural and Numb3rs too, patiently, then not so patiently dealing with the computer crashes as they downloaded. The tabs weren't a problem with having session saver installed on Firefox, losing an email was another matter. My fault I know as I should save as I go on, but I just didn't.

I realised this morning that SeSa assignments may be sent while I'm away this weekend, and that just won't do at all. I need to know so I can be consoled by sparkly friends when I'm landed with something insane that makes my head hurt just thinking about it. So, fingers crossed, that e mail will arrive before I go. I've actually just been to the DWNOGA site to check my name is there and joining wasn't a figment of my overactive imagination, and yes, it's there with 108 other names, which is so cool. There's so many names I'm thrilled to see there

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Also high on the scale of wrongness is being asked to identify the strange buzzing object in one's bed (don't ask, I have no idea *why* it was buzzing) by one's infant daughter. While I am an advocate of answering questions truthfully, there is no child-friendly way to say, "That's Mummy's vibrator, darling."

I am going to spend the weekend with my head in a paper bag. Really.

Ahahahaha. Sorry, but I have to laugh.

If it makes you feel better, I had one of my vibrators hidden under one of the couch cushions once, someone sat on it and set it away *g*

Um. I got up this morning and it was on my bathroom counter. o.O

No, I have no idea. And my son said nothing about it. And my husband is working nights this week.

So, did I sleepwalk? (which has been known to happen)

Or did I get a sex toy burglar?

You must have had a sex toy burglar who was disturbed, so he fled the scene, leaving the loot behind! *g*

If it was sleepwalking I hope you were having a good dream that made you think of your toys ;)

Hopefully it was a dream filled with SDB's because otherwise? Yeah. SO not knowing.*faceplant*

The couch, eh? Hmm!
or possibly I mean HMMMMMMMMMMMM

Ahahahahahaha.

Exactly! *g*

LOL! This makes me so glad cats can't talk :-)

Ahahahahaha!

Does *everybody* have an embarrassing vibrator story, I wonder?

Me too.

Tex and Moffet would have some stories to tell if they could ;)