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turps ([personal profile] turps) wrote2008-06-13 02:11 pm

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The Dragon, Dwarves and Dolphin challenge authors were revealed today.

I guess it's no surprise to some people that I wrote, Like It Says On the Can

I only committed myself to the challenge about a week before it was due, as until then I had no ideas at all. Then I did, and in the next week I pulled a story together that I like. My beta readers are stars, as at one point I re wrote until well after midnight, sent off the file, woke at 6, got the changes and wrote again, just so I could submit in time. So, [livejournal.com profile] ephemera_pop and [livejournal.com profile] nopseud. Thank you. You're both amazing. Thank you also to [livejournal.com profile] llamabitchyo, [livejournal.com profile] msktrnanny and [livejournal.com profile] sperrywink for being there too, and in one of their cases, saying something that resulted in the whole story. You're all stars.

As is [livejournal.com profile] pensnest for running the whole thing.

I'll be honest. The story won't be for everyone. It's a hopefully amusing take on a documentary about fetish. So please, I won't be at all offended if you don't want to read. Don't force yourself to do so. Because it does involve such things as talking about car and plushie fucking, as well as other surprises.

I did a lot of research for this story. If you're interested feel free to hit up some of my links to see what I wrote about is perfectly possible. Just, it's probably best not to do it at work.

Sex With Dolphins
Plushie Page
How to Have Sex With a Car

Also, don't come asking for brain bleach. You were warned.

[identity profile] bououou.livejournal.com 2008-06-13 02:11 pm (UTC)(link)
I haven't read your fic yet... But now, I'm running to it!
*You just made me read How to have sex with a car... and a Dolphin!*
:O I won't ask for brain bleach, but I'll hide it in a corner of my brain where I won't have to see it everyday. :p
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[identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com 2008-06-13 02:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Hee! You're a man after my own heart :D

[identity profile] bououou.livejournal.com 2008-06-13 05:06 pm (UTC)(link)
I couldn't bleach my brain... I may need that knowledge one day...

I just finished reading your fic and it's great!
I love the documentary style! And JC masturbating and dancing to music has to happen more often in fanfic! Justin's approving mom(maybe even a little to much), Joey and phone booths and plushophile!It had everything to make it better then the pancakes I was eating while reading it! XD

So I was wondering, after reading the How to have sex with a car walk trough... Instead of fabricating that complex tube, why not use a Fleshlight or Fleshjack? (http://www.fleshjack.com/)(link NWS) Could it fit in an exhaust pipe? But then raw is always better. :-P

Did you wath the documentary about the girl in love with a fence? I wish I could!

Also I've been watching CSI (Las Vegas) a lot recently and the number of murders around sexual tendencies is enormous. There was that guy who liked to be treated as a Baby? (There's a client at the restaurant where I work who keeps calling and he's an old men and he talks with a baby voice asking if he can have the kids menu. If you say yes, which you don't, he shows up in diapers and you have to treat him like a kid. He also wears women make up and has a huge pacifier. I never saw him, but a few waitress told me about him.) And then there was that episode about furries. And that guy in a raccoon fursuit.
I go to AnimeNorth every year, it's a Anime/Manga fandom convention, and there's always a few people in fursuits. And this led me to read all about furry fandom and plushophiles. (It made me discover the word furvert.)

I love our world! :p