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turpsThe Dragon, Dwarves and Dolphin challenge authors were revealed today.
I guess it's no surprise to some people that I wrote, Like It Says On the Can
I only committed myself to the challenge about a week before it was due, as until then I had no ideas at all. Then I did, and in the next week I pulled a story together that I like. My beta readers are stars, as at one point I re wrote until well after midnight, sent off the file, woke at 6, got the changes and wrote again, just so I could submit in time. So,![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
ephemera_pop and nopseud. Thank you. You're both amazing. Thank you also to llamabitchyo, msktrnanny and sperrywink for being there too, and in one of their cases, saying something that resulted in the whole story. You're all stars.
As ispensnest for running the whole thing.
I'll be honest. The story won't be for everyone. It's a hopefully amusing take on a documentary about fetish. So please, I won't be at all offended if you don't want to read. Don't force yourself to do so. Because it does involve such things as talking about car and plushie fucking, as well as other surprises.
I did a lot of research for this story. If you're interested feel free to hit up some of my links to see what I wrote about is perfectly possible. Just, it's probably best not to do it at work.
Sex With Dolphins
Plushie Page
How to Have Sex With a Car
Also, don't come asking for brain bleach. You were warned.
I guess it's no surprise to some people that I wrote, Like It Says On the Can
I only committed myself to the challenge about a week before it was due, as until then I had no ideas at all. Then I did, and in the next week I pulled a story together that I like. My beta readers are stars, as at one point I re wrote until well after midnight, sent off the file, woke at 6, got the changes and wrote again, just so I could submit in time. So,
ephemera_pop and nopseud. Thank you. You're both amazing. Thank you also to llamabitchyo, msktrnanny and sperrywink for being there too, and in one of their cases, saying something that resulted in the whole story. You're all stars.As is
pensnest for running the whole thing.I'll be honest. The story won't be for everyone. It's a hopefully amusing take on a documentary about fetish. So please, I won't be at all offended if you don't want to read. Don't force yourself to do so. Because it does involve such things as talking about car and plushie fucking, as well as other surprises.
I did a lot of research for this story. If you're interested feel free to hit up some of my links to see what I wrote about is perfectly possible. Just, it's probably best not to do it at work.
Sex With Dolphins
Plushie Page
How to Have Sex With a Car
Also, don't come asking for brain bleach. You were warned.
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Date: 2008-06-13 01:33 pm (UTC)Then she wanted proof and I couldn't find the lj entry. lol.
*mwah*
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Date: 2008-06-13 01:42 pm (UTC)And yes, there was post about screwing a tailpipe. My journal, comes complete with brain bleach as standard.
*smooch*
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Date: 2008-06-13 02:04 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-06-13 02:18 pm (UTC)Raven, I love you.
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Date: 2008-06-13 02:24 pm (UTC)( and it's still the truth, I learn so much from you ;) )
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Date: 2008-06-13 01:41 pm (UTC)You are so brave.
Mind you, I didn't think it was squicky at all. I'm so used to the crack these days, I must be inured.
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Date: 2008-06-13 01:47 pm (UTC)Mind you, I didn't think it was squicky at all
When I was reading about the dolphin love, I caught myself thinking it was sort of romantic, because the guy loved his dolphin and all he wanted to do was make her feel good. Which is when I stepped back and did something else for a while *g*
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Date: 2008-06-13 03:02 pm (UTC)*giggles helplessly*
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Date: 2008-06-13 01:46 pm (UTC)You know I loved this fic to pieces. At first even *I* had a WTF moment with the car-fucking, but then I was like, "Except for how it's AWESOME" and I was ready for more :P Did I ever tell you... I don't know if you like Kids in the Hall or know anything about them, they were sort of a sketch comedy show from Canada? They do a live show that tours, and I saw them a few months ago. At the end they were like, "Stick around for a few minutes and watch this video we made!" So in the video, a lady (but it's a man dressed as a woman, because they're all guys) is getting her car fixed. The mechanic is taking *forever* so she demands to go back in the shop and get her car anyway.
She shoves her way into the back only to find... a huge garage full of guys fucking cars. And she's like, crying? And upset! And she goes, "You... you... you CARFUCKERS!!" It's soooo great :P
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Date: 2008-06-13 02:19 pm (UTC)Omg... XD That's...
*goes off laughing madly*
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Date: 2008-06-13 02:28 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-06-13 02:35 pm (UTC)It's one of the highlight of my fandom experience! :p
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Date: 2008-06-13 02:36 pm (UTC)"Honk," says the Impala.
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Date: 2008-06-13 02:58 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-06-13 02:23 pm (UTC)I'm so proud I helped inspire it (http://turps33.livejournal.com/794454.html?thread=12639318#t12639318).
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Date: 2008-06-13 02:32 pm (UTC)Okay, now I want to write a fic where Nsync are cars. Like, actually cars. And they hang out in the parking lot when their owners (possibly BSB, HA) are at work. And then like, Chris or JC gets sent to the junkyard and the other guys have to sneak off at night to visit him and one night, JC finds out he's about to be compacted so they break him out and they run away to the freeway, because they think--it's FREE! It's FREEDOM!
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Date: 2008-06-13 02:45 pm (UTC)Getting crushed /o\
Escaping to drive away \o/
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Date: 2008-06-13 02:56 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-06-13 03:35 pm (UTC)He was king of the roads.
And then he wasn't. He was too much, too garish and despite being toned down - re-painted a dull grey, the naked ladies peeled from his bonnet -- one day he was attached to a tow truck and driven away.
Trying to protest, JC honked his horn, tried to lock his wheels, but it was no good. All he could do was close his headlights and be taken away.
"Back him up."
Pulled out of a dream of a sweet VW Beatle with the sleekest of curves, JC looked around, saw the piled up remains of many cars. Tangled and misshapen and when JC was parked next to a doorless Audi, he wanted to cry.
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Date: 2008-06-13 03:43 pm (UTC)(Darn it, I really need a *hearts* icon. ... I guess this will have to do.)
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Date: 2008-06-16 05:22 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-06-13 03:51 pm (UTC)ANd Justin, he'd be all, "Can't you go any faster? Jesus, people! JC is about to be CRUSHED INTO A CUBE and you're obeying the speed limit??"
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Date: 2008-06-16 04:54 pm (UTC)Justin would have to be a sleek flashy sports car, and of course Joey is a school bus!
Hmmm, I think Chris should be a motorbike. A very noisy one that annoys people when he weaves through cars when they're stuck in jams.
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Date: 2008-06-13 05:09 pm (UTC)Awesome!!!
Also you made me read Lama porn! XD
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Date: 2008-06-16 04:46 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2008-06-13 02:57 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-06-13 03:17 pm (UTC)Horsing Around, by Jacie.
Read the first chapter, and if you don't think Justin the colt is totally brilliant, I'm probably going to have to defriend you or something. All the horsey casting is genius, but I won't say anything more because I don't want to spoil you.
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Date: 2008-06-13 03:28 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-06-13 02:48 pm (UTC)The FREEWAY! \o/
It would be so sad if they got crushed. *sniffle*
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Date: 2008-06-13 02:50 pm (UTC)Obviously they started to do that to Lance!car, but he got pulled out. So now he only has a new thinner 'nose' ;)
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Date: 2008-06-13 03:09 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-06-13 02:58 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-06-13 02:48 pm (UTC)I'm so glad you enjoyed it!
She shoves her way into the back only to find... a huge garage full of guys fucking cars. And she's like, crying? And upset! And she goes, "You... you... you CARFUCKERS!!" It's soooo great :P
Ahahahaha! That's so fantastic!
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Date: 2008-06-13 02:59 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-06-13 02:11 pm (UTC)*You just made me read How to have sex with a car... and a Dolphin!*
:O I won't ask for brain bleach, but I'll hide it in a corner of my brain where I won't have to see it everyday. :p
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Date: 2008-06-13 02:47 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-06-13 05:06 pm (UTC)I just finished reading your fic and it's great!
I love the documentary style! And JC masturbating and dancing to music has to happen more often in fanfic! Justin's approving mom(maybe even a little to much), Joey and phone booths and plushophile!It had everything to make it better then the pancakes I was eating while reading it! XD
So I was wondering, after reading the How to have sex with a car walk trough... Instead of fabricating that complex tube, why not use a Fleshlight or Fleshjack? (http://www.fleshjack.com/)(link NWS) Could it fit in an exhaust pipe? But then raw is always better. :-P
Did you wath the documentary about the girl in love with a fence? I wish I could!
Also I've been watching CSI (Las Vegas) a lot recently and the number of murders around sexual tendencies is enormous. There was that guy who liked to be treated as a Baby? (There's a client at the restaurant where I work who keeps calling and he's an old men and he talks with a baby voice asking if he can have the kids menu. If you say yes, which you don't, he shows up in diapers and you have to treat him like a kid. He also wears women make up and has a huge pacifier. I never saw him, but a few waitress told me about him.) And then there was that episode about furries. And that guy in a raccoon fursuit.
I go to AnimeNorth every year, it's a Anime/Manga fandom convention, and there's always a few people in fursuits. And this led me to read all about furry fandom and plushophiles. (It made me discover the word furvert.)
I love our world! :p
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Date: 2008-06-15 09:14 pm (UTC)As for the research, the dolphin stuff is made of win. Prehensile penises! And you have to make sure the dolphin knows it's not just a one night stand! The plushie page was disappointingly vanilla, though (I wonder what this says about me), so I'm glad you took it a bit further. :D
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Date: 2008-06-16 10:40 am (UTC)You know, you're so right, the plushie stuff was tame. It came across as someone that was really in love with plushies and not the kinky depravity that I needed. But still, the dolphin facts helped balance the scale I think.
Thank you!
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Date: 2008-08-06 03:29 am (UTC)I typed in your LJ address, went in archive. Clicked on 2008.
Though: "hum, Dolphin, Dwarves and Dragons was in june..."
Clicked ramdomly on june the thirteen! BANG!
XD
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Date: 2008-08-08 07:55 pm (UTC)I'm also very amused that my journal is the go to place to get car fucking links ;)