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The Dragon, Dwarves and Dolphin challenge authors were revealed today.

I guess it's no surprise to some people that I wrote, Like It Says On the Can

I only committed myself to the challenge about a week before it was due, as until then I had no ideas at all. Then I did, and in the next week I pulled a story together that I like. My beta readers are stars, as at one point I re wrote until well after midnight, sent off the file, woke at 6, got the changes and wrote again, just so I could submit in time. So, [livejournal.com profile] ephemera_pop and [livejournal.com profile] nopseud. Thank you. You're both amazing. Thank you also to [livejournal.com profile] llamabitchyo, [livejournal.com profile] msktrnanny and [livejournal.com profile] sperrywink for being there too, and in one of their cases, saying something that resulted in the whole story. You're all stars.

As is [livejournal.com profile] pensnest for running the whole thing.

I'll be honest. The story won't be for everyone. It's a hopefully amusing take on a documentary about fetish. So please, I won't be at all offended if you don't want to read. Don't force yourself to do so. Because it does involve such things as talking about car and plushie fucking, as well as other surprises.

I did a lot of research for this story. If you're interested feel free to hit up some of my links to see what I wrote about is perfectly possible. Just, it's probably best not to do it at work.

Sex With Dolphins
Plushie Page
How to Have Sex With a Car

Also, don't come asking for brain bleach. You were warned.

Date: 2008-06-13 02:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] llamabitchyo.livejournal.com
Wasn't it fabulous?!

I'm so proud I helped inspire it (http://turps33.livejournal.com/794454.html?thread=12639318#t12639318).

Date: 2008-06-13 02:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] phaballa.livejournal.com
OH MY GOD that is amazing!!

Okay, now I want to write a fic where Nsync are cars. Like, actually cars. And they hang out in the parking lot when their owners (possibly BSB, HA) are at work. And then like, Chris or JC gets sent to the junkyard and the other guys have to sneak off at night to visit him and one night, JC finds out he's about to be compacted so they break him out and they run away to the freeway, because they think--it's FREE! It's FREEDOM!

\0/

Date: 2008-06-13 02:45 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (M-B-G borgs ( turloughishere))
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
OMG! That is both the saddest then most joyful thing ever!

Getting crushed /o\

Escaping to drive away \o/

Date: 2008-06-13 02:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] phaballa.livejournal.com
I really think it needs to be written. Like, especially since what I'm working on instead is an AU in which Justin is a soldier back from Iraq where his secret lover, NICK, has died horribly. There is something BROKEN in my brain! Clearly, carfic will fix it!

Date: 2008-06-13 03:35 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (Default)
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
It wasn't easy being a custom built kit car. For a long time JC had been the envy of all his friends, tricked out and modified in the latest style. Horns would beep as he drove past with his psychedelic swirling fabric seats, and his glossy pink paint with the zebra print detailing.

He was king of the roads.

And then he wasn't. He was too much, too garish and despite being toned down - re-painted a dull grey, the naked ladies peeled from his bonnet -- one day he was attached to a tow truck and driven away.

Trying to protest, JC honked his horn, tried to lock his wheels, but it was no good. All he could do was close his headlights and be taken away.

"Back him up."

Pulled out of a dream of a sweet VW Beatle with the sleekest of curves, JC looked around, saw the piled up remains of many cars. Tangled and misshapen and when JC was parked next to a doorless Audi, he wanted to cry.

Date: 2008-06-13 03:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] llamabitchyo.livejournal.com
Terri, I love you so much.

(Darn it, I really need a *hearts* icon. ... I guess this will have to do.)

Date: 2008-06-16 05:22 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (killjoys Mikey/Ray)
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
That will do just fine &hearts

Date: 2008-06-13 03:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] phaballa.livejournal.com
Oh. MY GOD. I love you. And. AND. Justin would be like, a lamborghini, and Joey would be a minibus. And um. Lance would be...something really gay. A big pink truck with flames like this girl I knew from high school had! And um. Chris would be...what would Chris be????

ANd Justin, he'd be all, "Can't you go any faster? Jesus, people! JC is about to be CRUSHED INTO A CUBE and you're obeying the speed limit??"

Date: 2008-06-16 04:54 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (chris purple.)
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
Hee! Yes, to all that!

Justin would have to be a sleek flashy sports car, and of course Joey is a school bus!

Hmmm, I think Chris should be a motorbike. A very noisy one that annoys people when he weaves through cars when they're stuck in jams.

Date: 2008-06-13 05:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bououou.livejournal.com
HAHA!
Awesome!!!

Also you made me read Lama porn! XD

Date: 2008-06-16 04:46 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (chris purple.)
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
The llama porn must be read. It's the Llama Way!

Date: 2008-06-13 02:45 pm (UTC)
nopseud: (Default)
From: [personal profile] nopseud
Ohhhhh, that just gave me such a strong flashback to the trail ponies story. I haven't read that in so long.

Date: 2008-06-13 02:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] phaballa.livejournal.com
Wait... WHAT NOW? Is there a fic where they are ponies??

Date: 2008-06-13 03:17 pm (UTC)
nopseud: (Default)
From: [personal profile] nopseud
YES! Trail horses. It's just fabulous.

Horsing Around, by Jacie.

Read the first chapter, and if you don't think Justin the colt is totally brilliant, I'm probably going to have to defriend you or something. All the horsey casting is genius, but I won't say anything more because I don't want to spoil you.

Date: 2008-06-13 03:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] phaballa.livejournal.com
\0/ Now I have something to read and distract me from stupid Serious Fic.

Date: 2008-06-13 02:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] llamabitchyo.livejournal.com
That would be so awesome and happy!

The FREEWAY! \o/

It would be so sad if they got crushed. *sniffle*

Date: 2008-06-13 02:50 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (Pete/Joe)
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
It would be so sad if they got crushed. *sniffle*

Obviously they started to do that to Lance!car, but he got pulled out. So now he only has a new thinner 'nose' ;)

Date: 2008-06-13 03:09 pm (UTC)

Date: 2008-06-13 02:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] phaballa.livejournal.com
No one would get crushed, because they LOVE each other and they could never allow that to happen!

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