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The Dragon, Dwarves and Dolphin challenge authors were revealed today.

I guess it's no surprise to some people that I wrote, Like It Says On the Can

I only committed myself to the challenge about a week before it was due, as until then I had no ideas at all. Then I did, and in the next week I pulled a story together that I like. My beta readers are stars, as at one point I re wrote until well after midnight, sent off the file, woke at 6, got the changes and wrote again, just so I could submit in time. So,

ephemera_pop and

nopseud. Thank you. You're both amazing. Thank you also to

llamabitchyo,

msktrnanny and

sperrywink for being there too, and in one of their cases, saying something that resulted in the whole story. You're all stars.

As is

pensnest for running the whole thing.

I'll be honest. The story won't be for everyone. It's a hopefully amusing take on a documentary about fetish. So please, I won't be at all offended if you don't want to read. Don't force yourself to do so. Because it does involve such things as talking about car and plushie fucking, as well as other surprises.

I did a lot of research for this story. If you're interested feel free to hit up some of my links to see what I wrote about is perfectly possible. Just, it's probably best not to do it at work.

Sex With Dolphins
Plushie Page
How to Have Sex With a Car

Also, don't come asking for brain bleach. You were warned.

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You *researched* it!!!!

You are so brave.

Mind you, I didn't think it was squicky at all. I'm so used to the crack these days, I must be inured.

I did. At one point all I could visualise was splooge coated plushies because I'd seen so many of them.

Mind you, I didn't think it was squicky at all

When I was reading about the dolphin love, I caught myself thinking it was sort of romantic, because the guy loved his dolphin and all he wanted to do was make her feel good. Which is when I stepped back and did something else for a while *g*

When I was reading about the dolphin love, I caught myself thinking it was sort of romantic, because the guy loved his dolphin and all he wanted to do was make her feel good. Which is when I stepped back and did something else for a while *g*

*giggles helplessly*