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turps ([personal profile] turps) wrote2008-06-13 02:11 pm

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The Dragon, Dwarves and Dolphin challenge authors were revealed today.

I guess it's no surprise to some people that I wrote, Like It Says On the Can

I only committed myself to the challenge about a week before it was due, as until then I had no ideas at all. Then I did, and in the next week I pulled a story together that I like. My beta readers are stars, as at one point I re wrote until well after midnight, sent off the file, woke at 6, got the changes and wrote again, just so I could submit in time. So, [livejournal.com profile] ephemera_pop and [livejournal.com profile] nopseud. Thank you. You're both amazing. Thank you also to [livejournal.com profile] llamabitchyo, [livejournal.com profile] msktrnanny and [livejournal.com profile] sperrywink for being there too, and in one of their cases, saying something that resulted in the whole story. You're all stars.

As is [livejournal.com profile] pensnest for running the whole thing.

I'll be honest. The story won't be for everyone. It's a hopefully amusing take on a documentary about fetish. So please, I won't be at all offended if you don't want to read. Don't force yourself to do so. Because it does involve such things as talking about car and plushie fucking, as well as other surprises.

I did a lot of research for this story. If you're interested feel free to hit up some of my links to see what I wrote about is perfectly possible. Just, it's probably best not to do it at work.

Sex With Dolphins
Plushie Page
How to Have Sex With a Car

Also, don't come asking for brain bleach. You were warned.
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[personal profile] rikes 2008-06-15 09:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Ahahahahaha, I just read your story, and was snortlaughing all through it. Justin and Lynn! Shame I had to share it with my mom! Poor Lance's nose was broken! Kate! Dolphin-friendly labels! Antidroner! THE DOLPHIN KISSING PICTURE OMG.

As for the research, the dolphin stuff is made of win. Prehensile penises! And you have to make sure the dolphin knows it's not just a one night stand! The plushie page was disappointingly vanilla, though (I wonder what this says about me), so I'm glad you took it a bit further. :D
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[identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com 2008-06-16 10:40 am (UTC)(link)
Hee! I thought it might be the kind of story you'd enjoy.

You know, you're so right, the plushie stuff was tame. It came across as someone that was really in love with plushies and not the kinky depravity that I needed. But still, the dolphin facts helped balance the scale I think.

Thank you!