turps: (moop2 (blondiusmaximus))
turps ([personal profile] turps) wrote2008-07-28 05:46 pm

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LJ is slow today.

Anyone want to entertain me and play shag, marry, cliff?

You know the drill, give me three names, I'll decide if I shag, marry or cliff them and give you three names in return.

ETA: Feel free to challenge others with a list if you like.
ext_1650: (T (pensnest))

[identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com 2008-07-28 05:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Cliff is throwing them off a cliff and that has to be Jane Carter. The woman needs to be thrown into an active volcano. A cliff just isn't enough.

As for the other two. Gah.

You know, I think Lynn Harliss is actually a good person, freaky attachment to Justin aside. So I'll marry her. Which leaves Lynne Spears. I hope she's not expecting much ;)

Okay, you.

Nick, Lance and Brian.

[identity profile] msktrnanny.livejournal.com 2008-07-28 05:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, wow. Yeah. I'd happily throw Jane off a cliff. Wow.

Um. Uh. well, damn. Brian is probably going over a cliff, poor man. But he's lead a good life, loved his wife and son and I'm sure he leaves them both a small fortune off which to live happily well into retirement. [hello justification!]

Wow. I'd shag Nick. I adore the man but there aren't enough files in the universe to get me out of prison each time I off one of his family members for simply being themselves.

Which leaves Lance for wedded bliss. :-D

we could be at this for hours going back and forth. I think I'll go torture Rikes with one!
nopseud: (brian -- pensnest)

[personal profile] nopseud 2008-07-28 05:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Brian is probably going over a cliff, poor man.

Dude, how can you say that FIRST? Like, you're at least supposed to pretend to agonise over it or something!

{pets Brian}
ext_1650: (chris purple.)

[identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com 2008-07-28 05:53 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm sorry. But I keep reading this comment and my ribs are hurting I'm laughing so much.

[identity profile] msktrnanny.livejournal.com 2008-07-28 07:22 pm (UTC)(link)
lol! I'd wear black for him, if that makes it any better. ;-)
ext_1650: (Pete/Joe)

[identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com 2008-07-29 02:48 pm (UTC)(link)
I was just saying to Lucy that she's the only one that married Lance, and now you have too. Excellent!

[identity profile] msktrnanny.livejournal.com 2008-07-29 02:57 pm (UTC)(link)
He's Lance! Of course I'd marry him! Lucy is a wise woman of exceptional taste. :nods:

[identity profile] msktrnanny.livejournal.com 2008-08-02 08:49 pm (UTC)(link)
EVeryone should marry Lance!