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Jul. 28th, 2008 05:46 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
turpsLJ is slow today.
Anyone want to entertain me and play shag, marry, cliff?
You know the drill, give me three names, I'll decide if I shag, marry or cliff them and give you three names in return.
ETA: Feel free to challenge others with a list if you like.
Anyone want to entertain me and play shag, marry, cliff?
You know the drill, give me three names, I'll decide if I shag, marry or cliff them and give you three names in return.
ETA: Feel free to challenge others with a list if you like.
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Date: 2008-07-28 04:52 pm (UTC)Justin Timberlake
Nick Carter
*GRIN*
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Date: 2008-07-28 04:59 pm (UTC)Okay. I don't think I could deal with Justin's neurotic ways, or the fact I'd get the Timberlake scowl of doom if I made a mess, but I would hit that, so shag.
Just call me Mrs Kirkpatrick :D
Bye bye, Nick.
Okay, you. Chris Kirkpatrick, Patrick Stump, Ray K.
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Date: 2008-07-28 04:53 pm (UTC)Threemanbus?
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Date: 2008-07-28 05:04 pm (UTC)I'm sitting here seriously figuring out how I could shag a toaster. Using toys just seems like cheating *g*
Therefore, I'd marry Lamp, he'd make a fine husband I'm sure. Shag Pecker, which OMG! Bye bye toaster.
Threemasbus.
Pet got two of them, so I'd marry Chris, shag Justin, but dude. JC! Would I really shag Justin over him?
Hmmmmm. You know. I'm cliffing Justin and shagging JC.
Okay, you.
Steed, the sex bots, Brian the gnome.
Also, Justin, JC, AJ.
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Date: 2008-07-28 04:56 pm (UTC)Lynn Harliss
Lynne Spears
Jane Carter
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Date: 2008-07-28 05:09 pm (UTC)As for the other two. Gah.
You know, I think Lynn Harliss is actually a good person, freaky attachment to Justin aside. So I'll marry her. Which leaves Lynne Spears. I hope she's not expecting much ;)
Okay, you.
Nick, Lance and Brian.
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Date: 2008-07-28 04:59 pm (UTC)AJ McLean
Lamp
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Date: 2008-07-28 05:12 pm (UTC)Okay. I would marry Fox, because he's Mulder and we'd go watching for aliens together and really. I want someone who believes too.
Which means I'd shag AJ, and hope I wasn't stabbed in the back by JM *g*
Sorry, Lamp. You're cliffed.
You!
Taylor Hanson, Chris Kirkpatrick and Zack Hanson ( hope I spelled his name right)
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Date: 2008-07-28 05:03 pm (UTC)Llance
Armadillo!JC and um...
Hedgehog!Howie
:D
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Date: 2008-07-28 05:15 pm (UTC)Llance is the best Llama in the world. I want to be Mrs Llance! We shall have a long happy marriage and I'll perve at the llama porn that goes on.
Hmmm, I think armadillo!JC to shag. It's the nose. *has no shame*
Which means, bye bye hedgehog!Howie.
Now you!
Blair Sandburg, Chris Kirkpatrick, Mikeyway.
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Date: 2008-07-28 05:04 pm (UTC)(why yes, I am made of purest evil)
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Date: 2008-07-28 05:20 pm (UTC)I don't know...
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Okay, the easy one. I'd marry Mikeyway. I think we'd get on nicely, his geeky ways matching nicely with some of what I like and he's hot as all hell and an utter sweetheart.
I'd shag Chris. But that means Gerard for the cliff. I can't cliff him. Or Chris.
How is this so hard.
Gerardforthecliff
Now you!
Jon Walker, Ryan Ross, JC Chasez.
I feel so guilty now!
I love your icon btw.
I had to come back. As Gerard fell over the cliff Bob swooped down in the Love and Death and saved him. YAY! *is a cheater*
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Date: 2008-07-28 05:25 pm (UTC)But, I'd marry Mikeyway, because he's made of awesome and seems like a really good husband, which I don't think Chris would be. Not just yet.
Now I'd totally shag Chris. Make it last so I remember forever.
Which means, Kevin for the cliff :(
But it's okay! For he has his big flappy coat on from the Call and it fills with air and he floats :D
You!
Papa Winchester. Lance. John from Atlantis.
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Date: 2008-07-28 05:09 pm (UTC)wheeee
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Date: 2008-07-28 05:27 pm (UTC)I'm all about marrying Mikey today, I'll even get an ugly matching tattoo if need be. Then I'll shag Frank and while I'd doing so I'll whisper in his ear that me and Mikey are up for threesomes.
Oh, Ryan :(
But it's okay because he makes a scarf parachute and lands light as a feather.
Now you!
Spencer. Brendon. Bob.
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Date: 2008-07-28 05:32 pm (UTC)Sorry, Lance :(
I like to think there's a big old mattress at the bottom of this cliff and all the cliffees are having an orgy now.
Okay, you!
Lance, the doctor, Spike!
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Date: 2008-07-28 05:19 pm (UTC)Chris Kirkpatrick
Mikey Way
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Date: 2008-07-28 05:39 pm (UTC)Okay. Me and Mikey, we're having wedding bells. Which means I get to shag Chris. Which will be fantastic!
David Tennant will have to be cliffed, which gives me woe!
You!
Jon Walker. Justin Timberlake. Brendon Urie.
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Date: 2008-07-28 05:28 pm (UTC)The Easter Bunny
The Great Pumpkin
:-D
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Date: 2008-07-28 05:58 pm (UTC)I'd have to marry Santa Claus. I mean, all those toys and candy and eleves to do my bidding. Awesome.
I'd do a Geeway and shag the Great Pumpkin. Not sure how but I'd try.
Which means cliff for the Bunny! Oh no! He'll bounce back though ;)
Okay, you!
JC, Gerard, Your sexiest Sim you've made.
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Date: 2008-07-28 05:34 pm (UTC)*grins*
*flees*
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Date: 2008-07-28 06:05 pm (UTC)Okay. I'd marry Brennan. I don't care if he gets all alpha male. Shag Jamie, because hello, the possibilities! And cliff Jesse! Which is fine because he would just solidify and land with a huge thump *g*
Okay. You!
Kevin. Dean. JC
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Date: 2008-07-28 05:40 pm (UTC)Um...
Lou Pearlman
Kevin Federline
Reichen Lehmkuhl
(I keep seeing Snog, Marry, Avoid in the TV listings, and every time it makes me cross because that's not the RIGHT NAME for the game, and, okay, maybe they couldn't really have KILL in there since they're playing the game with random real people, but WTF snog instead of shag? What's even the point? {Mutter, grumble, is crazy}...)
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Date: 2008-07-28 05:45 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2008-07-28 05:58 pm (UTC)And as a bonus for NCIS: Tony, Gibbs, Abby.
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Date: 2008-07-28 06:24 pm (UTC)Which means I'd have to shag Krychek. It's just how it is, one handed or two, I'll take him.
Which means, sorry Scully :(
I like this bonus, especially as it means I get to shag Tony \o/
I'd then marry Abby because she's be fantastic to live with. And cliff Gobbs, which is okay as he's so tough he'd manage to cling onto a branch, twist in mid air and land with a thump back at the top *g*
You!
McGee. Rodney. Lance.
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Date: 2008-07-28 06:04 pm (UTC)Hmm, okay. Kevin, Spencer Smith and Joey!
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Date: 2008-07-28 06:28 pm (UTC)Okay.
I'm going to marry Spencer. He looks like he'd be an awesome husband, and those arms, gah! I'd shag Kevin, because really, who wouldn't? Which means Joey for the cliff. Woe!
You!
Jwalk. Brian. Nick.
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Date: 2008-07-28 06:19 pm (UTC)Bob Bryar, Lance Bass and Nick Carter
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Date: 2008-07-28 06:31 pm (UTC)I'd marry Bob, because he's Bob and he's awesome. I'd shag Nick, because he's gorgeous and I'd like to think he's good in bed. Which means cliff for Lance. Oh no! But as he falls he turns into a dragon and swoops away!
You!
Lance. Patrick. Spencer.
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Date: 2008-07-28 09:16 pm (UTC)Well, I think I'd have to marry Patrick, because he'd sing to me each day and then I'd get to see Pete too :D
Then shag Spencer, because I'd so hit that!
Ray is cliffed. But it's okay because he lands on his hair and springs back up!
I forgot your list!
Bob, Gerard, Patrick
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Date: 2008-07-28 09:20 pm (UTC)Okay, first I'd cliff Richie because he's immortal so will survive the fall. Who to marry? Erm, Tom I think. He'd make a good husband. Which means a shag for Chester, which, hmmmm.
You!
Gambit. Nick. Chris
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Date: 2008-07-28 08:48 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-07-28 08:57 pm (UTC)But okay, Mikeyway is now married to me. He'll fit in nicely in our house I feel. Shag Chris, because, hell yes! But Frank :(
Frank is wee and pretty and made of so much awesome that he'll survive his cliffing and come back up :D
Now you!
Me. Britney in her school uniform. Blair from Gossip Girl.
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