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[turps]

LJ is slow today.

Anyone want to entertain me and play shag, marry, cliff?

You know the drill, give me three names, I'll decide if I shag, marry or cliff them and give you three names in return.

ETA: Feel free to challenge others with a list if you like.

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[turps33.livejournal.com]

You know, I have to admit I actually find Kevin Federline rather attractive. So I'd totally shag him, but then comes the problem that I'd be stuck getting married to one of the other two, which not on!

Okay, so I'd marry Kevin. Shag Reichen, and I'm sure that will be a disaster waiting to happen. Cliff Lou. And in this case, no one rescues him!



Snog, Marry, Avoid. That's so wrong!

You!

Brian. Captain Jack. Chris in dog form.

[nopseud]

Brian. Captain Jack. Chris in dog form.

Hee!

Well, for once the cliff is easy, because Jack is immortal and I'm sure he wouldn't hold it against me if I killed him. He never seems to with anyone else.

Shag...marry...y'know, I'm actually struggling with this one. Not the shagging, the marrying. Because, well, to be honest I don't really like dogs. Not on a long-term companion basis. The devoted staring totally creeps me out. OTOH, Brian is really awfully Christian, and although I love him dearly I don't think I could handle that either, not every day...

But if I married Jack (many pluses -- hot, awesome, job which keeps him out of my hair, would probably be willing to have sex with Ianto in front of me) then I'd have to cliff one of the others. Ack!

Damn. My dinner is ready. I'll get back to you with a final answer in a bit.

[nopseud]

Okay.

I just can't cliff Brian *or* dog!Chris. The big pleading eyes would kill me before I could chuck either one of them over the edge. So it will have to be Captain Jack. I'm sure Ianto will be around to help him get over the trauma of being dead yet again.

Then shag Brian. Because he's just that hot, and there's a limit to how Christian he can be for one night.

Marry dog!Chris. Because then the other guys will come to my house to visit him. And he'd have a really long tongue.


Okay...Aaron Carter, msktrnanny!traumatising!floppy!haired!Nick, Reel!Nsync!Justin.

[msktrnanny.livejournal.com]

ACK! :scrubs eyeballs: AARONnotNick! :bleaches brain:

[turps33.livejournal.com]

I like your reasoning, because yes. I think Captain Jack is used to the death thing now.

I am shocked you're not marrying Brian!

But I see the appeal of marrying Chris the dog. especially considering the tongue

Oh wow. It's a case of do I love perverted, damn perverted or just plain wrong perverted.

Okay. Easy choice. I'd cliff Aaron. I'd have pleasure cliffing him. Shag Reel!Nsync!Justin, because it's not like Justin was ever really young, which means I get to marry msktrnanny!traumatising!floppy!haired!Nick, still, he'll grow! Until then he can stay in a spare room.