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Jul. 28th, 2008 05:46 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
turpsLJ is slow today.
Anyone want to entertain me and play shag, marry, cliff?
You know the drill, give me three names, I'll decide if I shag, marry or cliff them and give you three names in return.
ETA: Feel free to challenge others with a list if you like.
Anyone want to entertain me and play shag, marry, cliff?
You know the drill, give me three names, I'll decide if I shag, marry or cliff them and give you three names in return.
ETA: Feel free to challenge others with a list if you like.
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Date: 2008-07-28 04:52 pm (UTC)Justin Timberlake
Nick Carter
*GRIN*
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Date: 2008-07-28 04:59 pm (UTC)Okay. I don't think I could deal with Justin's neurotic ways, or the fact I'd get the Timberlake scowl of doom if I made a mess, but I would hit that, so shag.
Just call me Mrs Kirkpatrick :D
Bye bye, Nick.
Okay, you. Chris Kirkpatrick, Patrick Stump, Ray K.
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Date: 2008-07-28 05:04 pm (UTC)Ummmmm.
Shag: RayK, and without question, because YOWZA. I bet he's a total tiger in the sack, but his heart belongs to Fraser, so I wouldn't want to, you know, get in the way of that.
Marry: Argh argh argh. Okay. Um. Chris is closer to my age, and so sexy, and FUNNY, but he has Issues. Many Of Them. And also, Manband. On the other hand, Patrick has a completely codependent best friend, a teensy poof-dog, and would make me a guitar widow for about 80% of the time, I'm guessing; he's also gorgeous and adorable and very very talented.
I'm going to have to go with Patrick. No, Chris. No, Patrick. Okay, Chris, final answer, marry, and I'm only cliffing Patrick because I know that Pete will be standing at the bottom with a large trampoline. He can't lose his iPod full of his favorite songs!
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Date: 2008-07-28 06:39 pm (UTC)I love your reasoning, and especially your solution to the cliffing! It's led to a lot of cheating *g*
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Date: 2008-07-28 04:53 pm (UTC)Threemanbus?
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Date: 2008-07-28 05:04 pm (UTC)I'm sitting here seriously figuring out how I could shag a toaster. Using toys just seems like cheating *g*
Therefore, I'd marry Lamp, he'd make a fine husband I'm sure. Shag Pecker, which OMG! Bye bye toaster.
Threemasbus.
Pet got two of them, so I'd marry Chris, shag Justin, but dude. JC! Would I really shag Justin over him?
Hmmmmm. You know. I'm cliffing Justin and shagging JC.
Okay, you.
Steed, the sex bots, Brian the gnome.
Also, Justin, JC, AJ.
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Date: 2008-07-28 07:10 pm (UTC)Steed, the sex bots, Brian the gnome.
Marry Brian, gnome or not, because he's my first sparkly boy love. But then, oh god. Sex bots implies there's several, but I don't imagine the steed is exactly small. So I think I'd shag the sex bots, because they were actually made for sex. And cliff the steed!
Also, Justin, JC, AJ.
This is the easiest thing ever, actually. Because don't tell JM, but I like AJ more for his gorgeous voice than sex appeal, so bye bye AJ. I'd shag Justin, because he's crazy but as you said, I'd hit that. And marry JC, which I'm sure wouldn't be boring. (Plus, crazy sex I'm sure.) :)
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Date: 2008-07-28 09:06 pm (UTC)Oh no! Not Steed! Steed!
but I like AJ more for his gorgeous voice than sex appeal
I totally agree.
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Date: 2008-07-28 09:13 pm (UTC)Oh man. Bad mental image now!
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Date: 2008-07-28 07:30 pm (UTC)Llama!Lance, goldfish!Lance, horse!Lance?
Girl!Lance, teddybear!Lance, couch!Lance?
:D
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Date: 2008-07-29 04:48 pm (UTC)Shag um, horse!Lance [and where is THAT story, Miss Links-a-Lot?] because...um. How to put this delicately? Oh! I've always enjoyed riding horses. [oh my GOD I am a completely lame pervert.] If we remain friends after I can ride him around in a completely non-perverted way, which would be lovely. I honestly do enjoy horseback riding. ;-)
Which means Llama!lance is headed for the cliff. Can Llamas swim? Because then maybe he could go over a very short cliff into some nice warm water where he could swim to shore and thus be adopted by a local tribe in great need of a sensible and smart leader and unencombered by societal restraints about body hair and body odors! Or perhaps I can give him a remote controlled parachute and he'll be traumatized but not done in! Then he can be adopted by a nice petting zoo or something wherein he would be the smartest animal the others had ever seen and he could lead them in an uprising, bargaining for better stalls, screened kids and increased pay!
Wow. Llama!Lance really has it going on.
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Hmmm. Couch!Lance is the easy choice for marry, but he was so ... forlorn as a couch. wanting to be useful and LONGING. Which, is really no way to live out a marriage. Not at all. And after all that longing and forlonity he really doesn't deserve to be pushed off a cliff. Which, really, can only end badly for him. So. Shag! He's certainly built for it, and would probably welcome a ...uh... more compatibly built third. Joey perhaps!
Now this is hard. Marry girl!Lance despite having no desire whatsoever in women in romantic situations... he is, after all, Lance under that rack, right? and how man women get husbands who are so understanding about women's issues?! Or do I marry teddybear!Lance [oh man, that story I do NOT need a link to. lol] Who's going to be dependable and cuddly even after he's worn a bit around the edges? and a good wash will clean him up from his, er, time with Joey.
So difficult!
Ok, I'll be cutting edge and marry girl!Lance. That way he can still be gay and I can shock the every living daylights out of my folks.
Which leaves poor teddybear!Lance going over the cliff. But I'll equip him with a tiny teddy parachute and of course, Joey's never had it better, so he'll be waiting at the bottom to catch him and they'll live happily ever after!
ok you.
fleshmechanic!Justin, 'reallifestuckuponhismomaandwon'teatbrokenfries'!Justin, homophobicfanon!Justin
and how about:
Brian, Joey, and hmmm..... Kevin. [for a little boring in your life. lol]
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Date: 2008-07-30 01:03 pm (UTC)Horse!sync is by
fleshmechanic!Justin, 'reallifestuckuponhismomaandwon'teatbrokenfries'!Justin, homophobicfanon!Justin
Fleshmechanic!Justin gets the cliff, because nobody goes around killing Chrises without having to pay for it! Then I could shag either fanon!Justin or canon!Justin, but wouldn't want to get stuck with them for much longer than that. If homophobia was fanon!Justin's only problem I could perhaps marry him and try to fix that, because canon!Justin's list of issues is ENDLESS. But if you mean fanon!Justin all his fanon glory, he's not too attractive either.
I think I would end up shagging fanon!Justin because he's worshipped as a sex god after all, and marry canon!Justin, because all his issues and craziness aside, I'd like to believe he's a decent human being who tries to do the right things, while fandom doesn't think fanon!Justin is benevolent, or human.
BUT HIS ISSUES. AND MOMMA OMG.
Hey, I could shag fleshmechanic!Justin too, if there was a way to be sure he wouldn't kill me. It might be interesting. But shagging isn't the problem here, it's the marriage part.
Brian, Joey, and hmmm..... Kevin. [for a little boring in your life. lol]
I'd have to marry Brian, or my inner teenie would never forgive me. But then what? Kevin is sort of hotter than Joey, but sex with Joey would be FUN. And who could cliff Joey? Kevin is less sympathetic. Though pretty. Dammit!
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Date: 2008-08-02 08:56 pm (UTC)I love love love your Justin reasoning. It's all brilliant. And SO TRUE! And you're right.... who could cliff Joey!?
BUT HIS ISSUES. AND MOMMA OMG.
Ah, Justin. Summed up in fractured sentences, net-speak and caps-lock.
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Date: 2008-08-02 08:02 am (UTC)http://syncalot.livejournal.com/20790.html
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Date: 2008-07-28 04:56 pm (UTC)Lynn Harliss
Lynne Spears
Jane Carter
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Date: 2008-07-28 05:09 pm (UTC)As for the other two. Gah.
You know, I think Lynn Harliss is actually a good person, freaky attachment to Justin aside. So I'll marry her. Which leaves Lynne Spears. I hope she's not expecting much ;)
Okay, you.
Nick, Lance and Brian.
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Date: 2008-07-28 05:15 pm (UTC)Um. Uh. well, damn. Brian is probably going over a cliff, poor man. But he's lead a good life, loved his wife and son and I'm sure he leaves them both a small fortune off which to live happily well into retirement. [hello justification!]
Wow. I'd shag Nick. I adore the man but there aren't enough files in the universe to get me out of prison each time I off one of his family members for simply being themselves.
Which leaves Lance for wedded bliss. :-D
we could be at this for hours going back and forth. I think I'll go torture Rikes with one!
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Date: 2008-07-28 05:46 pm (UTC)Dude, how can you say that FIRST? Like, you're at least supposed to pretend to agonise over it or something!
{pets Brian}
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Date: 2008-07-28 04:59 pm (UTC)AJ McLean
Lamp
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Date: 2008-07-28 05:12 pm (UTC)Okay. I would marry Fox, because he's Mulder and we'd go watching for aliens together and really. I want someone who believes too.
Which means I'd shag AJ, and hope I wasn't stabbed in the back by JM *g*
Sorry, Lamp. You're cliffed.
You!
Taylor Hanson, Chris Kirkpatrick and Zack Hanson ( hope I spelled his name right)
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Date: 2008-07-28 05:28 pm (UTC)Are.
So.
Mean.
You can't give me two Hansons and a Chris, and expect my brain to function properly lol.
Dlkfajsdfla DL:KFJSD:LF IDONTKNOW!
Uhm, *cringes*
I suppose I'd marry Taylor, Shag Zac, and I REFUSE to cliff Chris, at least without a bungy cord.
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Date: 2008-07-28 07:26 pm (UTC)A bungy cord! What a fantastic idea :D
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Date: 2008-07-28 05:03 pm (UTC)Llance
Armadillo!JC and um...
Hedgehog!Howie
:D
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Date: 2008-07-28 05:15 pm (UTC)Llance is the best Llama in the world. I want to be Mrs Llance! We shall have a long happy marriage and I'll perve at the llama porn that goes on.
Hmmm, I think armadillo!JC to shag. It's the nose. *has no shame*
Which means, bye bye hedgehog!Howie.
Now you!
Blair Sandburg, Chris Kirkpatrick, Mikeyway.
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Date: 2008-07-28 05:27 pm (UTC)Blair has dark curly hair. Dark curly hair is so a weakness of mine. But Mikeyway has sexy boots.
(I am allowed to shag my husband, yes?)
Chris = marry
...
Damn... um. Well... stealing Mikey's boots is a little less creepy than scalping Blair, so.
Blair = shag
Mikeyway = cliff (after stealing his boots and maybe licking them while they're still on him?)
ETA: it'll be okay 'cause Gee and Frank will band together and save him. Frank will miss the boots, though
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Date: 2008-07-28 05:36 pm (UTC)You can totally shag your husband. Being as it's you and all ;)
stealing Mikey's boots is a little less creepy than scalping Blair,
Ahahahahaha. This is so my quote of the day. So awesome. And yes, boot stealing is much better than scalping.
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Date: 2008-07-28 05:43 pm (UTC)And I'd rather lick boots than a scalp anyday.
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Date: 2008-07-28 05:04 pm (UTC)(why yes, I am made of purest evil)
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Date: 2008-07-28 05:20 pm (UTC)I don't know...
/o\
Okay, the easy one. I'd marry Mikeyway. I think we'd get on nicely, his geeky ways matching nicely with some of what I like and he's hot as all hell and an utter sweetheart.
I'd shag Chris. But that means Gerard for the cliff. I can't cliff him. Or Chris.
How is this so hard.
Gerardforthecliff
Now you!
Jon Walker, Ryan Ross, JC Chasez.
I feel so guilty now!
I love your icon btw.
I had to come back. As Gerard fell over the cliff Bob swooped down in the Love and Death and saved him. YAY! *is a cheater*
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Date: 2008-07-28 05:45 pm (UTC)BUT, if you can save Gerard then... JC turns into a dolphin in mid air (in a burst of sparkles and glitter of course), dives into the sea at the bottom of the cliff and lives happily ever after in Atlantis.
(I think the heat may have fried my brains)
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Date: 2008-07-28 05:51 pm (UTC)Oh! That's just beautiful! I fully approve of these inventive ways to save the cliffed people!
Also, I fully approve of your threesome plans. You go girl!
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Date: 2008-07-28 05:25 pm (UTC)But, I'd marry Mikeyway, because he's made of awesome and seems like a really good husband, which I don't think Chris would be. Not just yet.
Now I'd totally shag Chris. Make it last so I remember forever.
Which means, Kevin for the cliff :(
But it's okay! For he has his big flappy coat on from the Call and it fills with air and he floats :D
You!
Papa Winchester. Lance. John from Atlantis.
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Date: 2008-07-28 05:36 pm (UTC)Oh, good god. Okay, so, I would marry Papa Winchester. Because I ♥ him.
That leaves Sheppard and Lance for the shagging, only it's not fair because Lance wouldn't want to shag me! Though perhaps he'd do it if it saved him from being cliffed... but I think I would still shag Sheppard. Sigh.
Which leaves Lance cliffed! Oh no! But it's okay, because the Doctor was just zooming along with his TARDIS and Lance fell in there instead. Yay!
Your turn again; inspired by my lovely story there we'll go by the Doctor, JC and Brian Littrell.
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Date: 2008-07-28 05:09 pm (UTC)wheeee
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Date: 2008-07-28 05:27 pm (UTC)I'm all about marrying Mikey today, I'll even get an ugly matching tattoo if need be. Then I'll shag Frank and while I'd doing so I'll whisper in his ear that me and Mikey are up for threesomes.
Oh, Ryan :(
But it's okay because he makes a scarf parachute and lands light as a feather.
Now you!
Spencer. Brendon. Bob.
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Date: 2008-07-28 08:46 pm (UTC)Ok, this is of course prefaced by the discounting of the age difference, cause I am not a pedo. :)
I'd definitely marry one of the drummers....hrm...I go for Spencer, cause I think we'd get along. I'm shagging Brendon, cause that'd be fun.
Now, I'll shag and *then* cliff Bob, but it's okay, cause he's a ninja and will be able to cling to the side until he can climb down.
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Date: 2008-07-28 08:59 pm (UTC)And dude! Ninja Bob! Of course he would survive!
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Date: 2008-07-28 09:05 pm (UTC)Maybe Gerard or Ray or Gerard and Ray could meet Bob at the bottom.
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Date: 2008-07-28 05:32 pm (UTC)Sorry, Lance :(
I like to think there's a big old mattress at the bottom of this cliff and all the cliffees are having an orgy now.
Okay, you!
Lance, the doctor, Spike!
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Date: 2008-07-29 11:07 am (UTC)Shag the Doctor. He'll be off again soon anyway.
Marry Lance, because, LANCE.
Sorry Spike. You're undead, you'll probably get up afterwards.
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Date: 2008-07-29 02:45 pm (UTC)You're the first person who married Lance. YAY!
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Date: 2008-07-29 03:03 pm (UTC)I love Lance! He wouldn't love me back the same way, but we could be best friends and hold hands a lot. I would be fine with that. :D
Except of course he doesn't need a beard any more. Shame! :P
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Date: 2008-07-28 05:19 pm (UTC)Chris Kirkpatrick
Mikey Way
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Date: 2008-07-28 05:39 pm (UTC)Okay. Me and Mikey, we're having wedding bells. Which means I get to shag Chris. Which will be fantastic!
David Tennant will have to be cliffed, which gives me woe!
You!
Jon Walker. Justin Timberlake. Brendon Urie.
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Date: 2008-07-28 06:45 pm (UTC)Humm...
Wedding would have to be Jon Walker, 'cos I don't think my personality would gel wiht Justin and Brendon would be annoying (and is a baby).
Shag... AGHHHH! I don't want to cliff either Justin OR Brendon.
OKay - Shag Justin and cliff Brendon, but rely on his bandmates to be there to rescue him :) Or not.. maybe cliff Justin, 'cos you know, he's had much more of a life to leave. But I don't want to shag Brendon...
AGHHH
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Date: 2008-07-28 07:20 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-07-28 05:49 pm (UTC)Well, I think...
I'd shag the Doctor. He'd just wander off afterwards anyway. :P
Marry Chris.
Spike's undead, he won't die. :D
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Date: 2008-07-28 05:28 pm (UTC)The Easter Bunny
The Great Pumpkin
:-D
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Date: 2008-07-28 05:58 pm (UTC)I'd have to marry Santa Claus. I mean, all those toys and candy and eleves to do my bidding. Awesome.
I'd do a Geeway and shag the Great Pumpkin. Not sure how but I'd try.
Which means cliff for the Bunny! Oh no! He'll bounce back though ;)
Okay, you!
JC, Gerard, Your sexiest Sim you've made.
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Date: 2008-07-28 06:18 pm (UTC)This would be easy if I hadn't just spent 2 days turning Gerard!Sim into the ultimate mate. BUT, I suppose I should have some faith the real one so..
Shag - JC
Marry - Gerard
Cliff - Gerard!Sim *sob* ( except wait! with enough money I can call up the Grim Reaper and bring him back to life! teehee! ;-P )
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Date: 2008-07-28 06:41 pm (UTC)except wait! with enough money I can call up the Grim Reaper and bring him back to life! teehee! ;-P )
YAY! Gerard!Sim has been saved!
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Date: 2008-07-28 05:34 pm (UTC)*grins*
*flees*
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Date: 2008-07-28 06:05 pm (UTC)Okay. I'd marry Brennan. I don't care if he gets all alpha male. Shag Jamie, because hello, the possibilities! And cliff Jesse! Which is fine because he would just solidify and land with a huge thump *g*
Okay. You!
Kevin. Dean. JC
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Date: 2008-07-29 12:18 am (UTC)Owwww, KevinDeanJC...
....
Okay, well, obviously marry Kevin, that's the easy one... Um...
Well, I'd rather shag Dean than JC...but Kevin has to be close, right?....Dean's died or come close two or three times now, is the cliff his doom?
Really, I couldn't be Dean's doom. Poor guy needs a barnload of hugs, not another near-death experience. Or to die again. So I'd shag him, and regretfully throw JC off the cliff. But really, JC's a lot more likely to suddenly sprout wings or be saved by SuperJoey or have telekinesis himself than Sam is to have a TK burst and save Dean, or make a demon do it, or something.... ..yeah, I'll just be in LA with Kev, oi.
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Date: 2008-07-29 02:50 pm (UTC)But really, JC's a lot more likely to suddenly sprout wings or be saved by SuperJoey or have telekinesis himself than Sam is to have a TK burst and save Dean, or make a demon do it, or something
That is the best reasoning ever!
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Date: 2008-07-30 10:19 am (UTC)*faceplant*
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Date: 2008-07-31 11:09 pm (UTC)Which I'm going to do now.
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Date: 2008-07-28 06:14 pm (UTC)First off. Kitten!JC. I'd push him right off the cliff. I'd boot him in the backside off the cliff and not hesitate a second.
So do I marry JC the bitch and get stuck with him? Or have one explosive night with kinky JC?
You know, I think I'll have one night with bitch!JC and then a lifetime watching kinky!JC get it on with many many other pretty boys and girls.
You!
Karen Chasez, Wade, Bitsy
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Date: 2008-07-28 07:11 pm (UTC)Wade, I would murder. Wade wouldn't get anything as humane as a cliffing, though. It'd be like, some sort of slow torturing. Being eaten alive by Hannibal Lector, maybe.
Bitsy I would totally fuck. Um, with protection.
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Date: 2008-07-28 09:04 pm (UTC)Poor Wade, too evil for the cliff *g*
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Date: 2008-07-28 05:40 pm (UTC)Um...
Lou Pearlman
Kevin Federline
Reichen Lehmkuhl
(I keep seeing Snog, Marry, Avoid in the TV listings, and every time it makes me cross because that's not the RIGHT NAME for the game, and, okay, maybe they couldn't really have KILL in there since they're playing the game with random real people, but WTF snog instead of shag? What's even the point? {Mutter, grumble, is crazy}...)
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Date: 2008-07-28 05:50 pm (UTC)That's still 52 times more than you got to fuck the actual fuck! I always assumed that 'marry' meant you just got to fill in tax forms together, and maybe have babies by some mysterious process involving sitting next to one another on the sofa and drinking extra-hot cocoa before bedtime.
ETA: I really like the rule about saying how you carry out the murder, though.
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Date: 2008-07-28 06:37 pm (UTC){channels evil!overlord!Lance}
Of course not. I have people who handle that kind of thing for me.
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Date: 2008-07-28 06:19 pm (UTC)Okay, so I'd marry Kevin. Shag Reichen, and I'm sure that will be a disaster waiting to happen. Cliff Lou. And in this case, no one rescues him!
Snog, Marry, Avoid. That's so wrong!
You!
Brian. Captain Jack. Chris in dog form.
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Date: 2008-07-28 06:43 pm (UTC)Hee!
Well, for once the cliff is easy, because Jack is immortal and I'm sure he wouldn't hold it against me if I killed him. He never seems to with anyone else.
Shag...marry...y'know, I'm actually struggling with this one. Not the shagging, the marrying. Because, well, to be honest I don't really like dogs. Not on a long-term companion basis. The devoted staring totally creeps me out. OTOH, Brian is really awfully Christian, and although I love him dearly I don't think I could handle that either, not every day...
But if I married Jack (many pluses -- hot, awesome, job which keeps him out of my hair, would probably be willing to have sex with Ianto in front of me) then I'd have to cliff one of the others. Ack!
Damn. My dinner is ready. I'll get back to you with a final answer in a bit.
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Date: 2008-07-28 10:16 pm (UTC)I just can't cliff Brian *or* dog!Chris. The big pleading eyes would kill me before I could chuck either one of them over the edge. So it will have to be Captain Jack. I'm sure Ianto will be around to help him get over the trauma of being dead yet again.
Then shag Brian. Because he's just that hot, and there's a limit to how Christian he can be for one night.
Marry dog!Chris. Because then the other guys will come to my house to visit him.
And he'd have a really long tongue.Okay...Aaron Carter,
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Date: 2008-07-29 10:33 pm (UTC)I am shocked you're not marrying Brian!
But I see the appeal of marrying Chris the dog.
especially considering the tongueOh wow. It's a case of do I love perverted, damn perverted or just plain wrong perverted.
Okay. Easy choice. I'd cliff Aaron. I'd have pleasure cliffing him. Shag Reel!Nsync!Justin, because it's not like Justin was ever really young, which means I get to marry msktrnanny!traumatising!floppy!haired!Nick, still, he'll grow! Until then he can stay in a spare room.
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Date: 2008-07-28 05:58 pm (UTC)And as a bonus for NCIS: Tony, Gibbs, Abby.
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Date: 2008-07-28 06:24 pm (UTC)Which means I'd have to shag Krychek. It's just how it is, one handed or two, I'll take him.
Which means, sorry Scully :(
I like this bonus, especially as it means I get to shag Tony \o/
I'd then marry Abby because she's be fantastic to live with. And cliff Gobbs, which is okay as he's so tough he'd manage to cling onto a branch, twist in mid air and land with a thump back at the top *g*
You!
McGee. Rodney. Lance.
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Date: 2008-07-28 07:43 pm (UTC)So, since Lance wouldn't have sex with me because he's gay and wouldn't marry me because he doesn't need a beard (so sad!) I guess I have to cliff him. It breaks my heart, but well, Lance is like a cat. He always lands on his feet, even after a fall from a cliff ;-).
I'd shag Rodney. He's got some very talented hands!
And I'd marry McGee, because he's a geek and I like geeks :-D.
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Date: 2008-07-28 06:04 pm (UTC)Hmm, okay. Kevin, Spencer Smith and Joey!
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Date: 2008-07-28 06:28 pm (UTC)Okay.
I'm going to marry Spencer. He looks like he'd be an awesome husband, and those arms, gah! I'd shag Kevin, because really, who wouldn't? Which means Joey for the cliff. Woe!
You!
Jwalk. Brian. Nick.
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Date: 2008-07-28 06:42 pm (UTC)Which leaves me with your list. Which is CRUEL OMG. Well, of course I'd marry Brian, because that man must stay in my life. And, um ... oh man. I'd take JWalk for the shag, because then I'd have an awesome night of sex and lots of laughter. Which means Nick for the cliff. :( I'm sorry, Nicky!
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Date: 2008-07-28 07:19 pm (UTC)Well of course you must marry Brian! A night with JWalk. Hmmmmmm.
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Date: 2008-07-28 06:19 pm (UTC)Bob Bryar, Lance Bass and Nick Carter
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Date: 2008-07-28 06:31 pm (UTC)I'd marry Bob, because he's Bob and he's awesome. I'd shag Nick, because he's gorgeous and I'd like to think he's good in bed. Which means cliff for Lance. Oh no! But as he falls he turns into a dragon and swoops away!
You!
Lance. Patrick. Spencer.
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Date: 2008-07-28 08:21 pm (UTC)*takes a deep breath*
I'd marry Patrick because I couldn't pass up the opportunity to have cute, really smart and muscially talented babies as well as loving smart men like burning.
I'd shag Spencer because Lance wouldn't want me like that and Spencer would be a great boy toy. ;)
That leaves the *gulp* cliff for Lance. Please forgive me Lance! Um, I'm sure he bounces right off of the matress waiting at the bottom and is fine.
*hugs*
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Date: 2008-07-28 09:01 pm (UTC)Hmmmm, Spencer as a boy toy. That is such a lovely thought. Much like Lance bouncing off the mattress!
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Date: 2008-07-28 11:48 pm (UTC)Spencer is just too young to be anything other than a boy toy for me. He's one of my favorite bandslash guys, though. I'm constantly forgetting just how young he is and trying to remind myself.
I'm sure Lance has TONS of practice on mattress bouncing... Lol! If I was his type I'd be on him in a second, but then I'd need other equipment that I was born with... :(
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Date: 2008-07-28 06:46 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-07-28 09:16 pm (UTC)Well, I think I'd have to marry Patrick, because he'd sing to me each day and then I'd get to see Pete too :D
Then shag Spencer, because I'd so hit that!
Ray is cliffed. But it's okay because he lands on his hair and springs back up!
I forgot your list!
Bob, Gerard, Patrick
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Date: 2008-07-28 09:49 pm (UTC)Well, if I HAVE to chose I guess I'll prefer to marry Bob, he's competent and cuddly, excellent husband material. And I would DEFINITELY shag Gerard :-) So I'm very sorry Patrick, but I'm having to cliff you. It's all Terri's fault, she made me do it! But I'm certain Pete will be at the bottom to catch you, so don't worry too much.
I knew I forgot something! Did you get my comment with your icon?
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Date: 2008-07-29 10:04 am (UTC)Pete would so be there to catch Patrick ♥
I did see, well have no, the comment got lost in the flurry last night.
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Date: 2008-07-28 06:46 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-07-28 09:20 pm (UTC)Okay, first I'd cliff Richie because he's immortal so will survive the fall. Who to marry? Erm, Tom I think. He'd make a good husband. Which means a shag for Chester, which, hmmmm.
You!
Gambit. Nick. Chris
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Date: 2008-07-28 09:43 pm (UTC)Actually those were three easy choices for me.
Gambit would get the cliff, but he'd do some incredible acrobatic thing and wind up back at the top of the cliff. (and would probably be rather pissed off and steal my car so I had to walk back home) I adore Remy and all, but I can't see him being a forever type person (look what happened to his wife afterall) and the man's rep w/ the ladies (and implied with the men) ... just no. Besides Iceman would get really pissed off if I stole his boyfriend and probably encase me in a brick of ice. brrr.
Nick, I adore and sometimes he's downright sexy, but I'd kill his family if I married him and then he'd divorce me (and I'd be in jail), so he's just going to have to go into the shag column.
So, that would have me marrying Chris. Which would be cool, because he'd not only get my jokes but I think we'd actually get along well/understand each others.
:)
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Date: 2008-07-29 08:52 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-07-29 12:59 pm (UTC)*looks angelic* What?
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Date: 2008-07-28 08:48 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-07-28 08:57 pm (UTC)But okay, Mikeyway is now married to me. He'll fit in nicely in our house I feel. Shag Chris, because, hell yes! But Frank :(
Frank is wee and pretty and made of so much awesome that he'll survive his cliffing and come back up :D
Now you!
Me. Britney in her school uniform. Blair from Gossip Girl.
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Date: 2008-07-28 09:44 pm (UTC)no subject
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